DISCLAIMER:

This channel is intended for people at or over the age of sixteen (16) and all of its uploaded videos will contain strong language, blood, gore and other elements that may not be suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

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STATUS (UPDATED - December 4th):

All videos are on a permanent hold until I can get a stable recording setup and schedule established.

I WAS considering removing my original RE4 run when I got the new one recorded, but due to a hater who goes by the name of "Dragun92"/"SUPARJJ99", I have decided to leave it all up due to the colossal amount of stupidity that he/it has posted on the comments section of a few of my videos.

Feel free to flame and spam this cockrider all you want, on both channels. These morons are great stress relief.

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[....] Broadband
[.X.] Dial-up

Broadband speeds are restored on the 10th of every month.

BORING CRAP:

- Read. The. Description. I cannot stress this enough. The sole reason I began the whole "Memorable Quote" thing is to encourage people to read the descriptions to my videos.

- Don't ask me when I'm going to upload a new video. I will upload any and all new videos when I actually have them. At the moment, I cannot record anything due to my headset being broken, and asking me when I'm going to upload something will only piss me off and I will delay any future uploads.

- I do not take game requests. As much as I would like to play through a game of your choice, chances are I don't have that game, nor the means to get it. I will play through whatever game I feel like. This is also good for you, because I don't think you want to see me play through a game I'm clearly not interested in.

- I do not accept random friend requests. If I haven't talked with you or don't remember you, then I won't accept your request. Simple as that.

- I do not do live streaming. My 12GB monthly limit doesn't give me the leniency I need to be able to do live streaming, plus the fact that my modem hates me and randomly cuts out my internet. Sometimes it'll be okay for a few weeks, other times I'll have to reconnect it more than a dozen times a day. Plus, the time zone that I'm in would deny a majority of my viewers the ability to watch them, and the fact that if you miss it, you're fucked.

- I do not do any playthroughs to show off any gaming skills, ever. I couldn't care less how well I'm doing in them seeing as I do them all for fun. I am by no means godlike in any of the games I play, and people, especially newcomers to the channel, need to realise this before they post something fucking stupid onto my channel and get themselves blocked.

- The above point leads me neatly to why I picked this username. I picked it not because I intend to show off, but because I have my own unbiased opinion on games that I have seen and I couldn't care less about the so-called "professional" reviewer's scores. Using those kinds of reviews to influence your decision whether to purchase a game or not is ridiculous. YOU play the game, YOU see whether it's fun to you or not. You may be surprised. It's what I did, and I don't regret my purchases of God Hand, Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity or Vampire Rain one bit.

- All playthroughs will have live commentary. You don't like it? That's not my problem. There are plenty of other people who have played through the same games that I have, with or without commentary, and there is also this wonderful invention called volume control. You also have the option to not watch the video, and leaving a comment on it is only further wasting your own time.

- I do not fluently speak any language other than English. Should I receive a comment in anything other than English, I'll begin by translating your comment with Babelfish, then replying to what the result is. Given that I haven't had a single person who speaks something other than English not be a hater, you'll typically be blocked.

- I intend all of my videos to be suitable to download with something like keepvid . com and burned onto a DVD for your convenience, should you prefer to watch them on a DVD instead of YouTube.

- Please don't post hints on how to play the game. This may sound trivial, but if you're watching me play through a game, then I either already know, or don't need to know whatever it is you have to tell me. I typically don't touch that game again for a _long_ time, and since I don't do walkthroughs, I don't need to be godly at the game I'm playing since it's all for fun anyway.

- Don't send me a PM or post a comment asking how I am or what's up or what I'm doing or whatever. What the hell is the point? You have your own friends and family for asking things like that. I don't have the time for it. If you post one, I will not even respond.

- Don't reply to comments that are irrelevant to what you're going to say. Doing this is completely illogical, makes it harder to find your comment in the list and fucks up the order of the comment tree.

- Don't post any negative comments. That's all that needs to be said.

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Computer specs:

Dell Dimension Intel Pentium D CPU Dual Core
1GB RAM (2 x 512 DDR2-SDRAM)
2.8GHz processor
ATI Radeon HD 4650 video card

My video card is now awesome, all I have to do is upgrade everything else. XD

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I use FRAPS to record PC games, Camtasia to record freeware and emulated games and a Dazzle Instant DVD Recorder to record console games.