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TheDastardlyDildo
TheDastardlyDildo
Joined: January 23, 2008
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Dastardly Deeds Done With Dildos
Name: Dave MacDickupyerass
Age: 19
I am the Dastardly Dildo. Kneel before my power and might, or i shall cause you much Discomfort with my Dastardly Dildo Of Displeasurable Destruction And Despair! If you Dare Defy my inDispensable, inDisputable Dictum, you will be punished for your Discrepancies and Discountenance. Fear me!!! Fear me and my Dipsomaniacal, Distensible, Dictatorial Disposition! MUHUHAHAHA
Country: United States
Occupation: Supervillian
Companies: Dastardly Dave's Dastardly Dildo...
Interests and Hobbies: I enjoy committing Dastardly Deeds With Dildos
Movies and Shows: Star Dildos Episode One The Phantom Dildo, Star Dildos Episode Two Attack of the Dildos, Star Dildos Episode Three Revenge Of The Dildo, Star Dildos Episode Four A New Hope... For Dildos that is, Star Dildos Episode 5 The Dildo Strikes Back!, and last in the Star Dildos series, Star Dildos Episode 6 Return Of The Jedi... I MEAN DILDO! Feww, that was a close one... I also enjoyed movies such as... The Lord Of The Dildos The Fellowship of the Dildo, Lord of the Dildos Two The Two Dildos (Or Double Dildos as some call it) and Lord of the Dildos Three Return of the Dildo King, the Lord Of the Dildos movies had such stars as Dildo Mortensen, Sean Astin Van Dildovsky, Dilly Doyd, DilDominic Monoghan, Sir Ian McKelleeahhh Von Dildozenheimer, and last but not least, Elijah Wood. I also very much enjoyed the Harry Dildo movies, though I preferred the books. Harry Dildo and the Sorcerers Dildo, Harry Dildo and the Dildo of Secrets, Harry Dildo and the Dildo of Azkaban, Harry Dildo and the Dildo of Fire, Harry Dildo and the Order of the Dildo, Harry Dildo and the Half Dildo Prince, Harry Dildo and the Deathly Dildos. Here are a few more movies I like. Clash Of The Dildos, Citizen Dildo, Dildos in space, Dildo attacks, How to eat fried Dildos, Dildo And DildoER, Dildo and DildoER-ER, Dude, Where's My Dildo?, Meet the Dildos, I married a Dildo, Happy Dildo Feet, And Of Course My Favorite Movie Of All Time Is...... The Dildo, Starring Dildo 'The Dildo' Dildonee
Music: Led Dildo, Iron Dildo, Black Dildo, Green Dildo, AC/DILDO, Insane Clown Dildo, Twisted Dildo, Limp Dildo, Talking Dildos
Books: The art of Dildo, Dildo Lost, Allegory of the Dildo, Civil Disobedience with Dildos
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Channel Comments (66)
ZamatoElite (3 days ago)
Don't blame me. Life is a string of disappointments, with a few kinks of happiness scattered throughout.
ThePointlessPoint (1 week ago)
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CRACKINxSKULLZ (2 weeks ago)
wow ur awesome foot whiskey lol haha nice name btw
Hjernespreng (2 weeks ago)
HE is suspended FROM his account.
We are allowed to see his videos n stuff but HE won't have full access to his account for 2 weeks.
I have experienced this myself.
phenixwryter (1 month ago)
I just wanted to drop by and thank you for the laughs you gave me from the comment you made about Geerup, that you posted on that silly last video VFX made. He was extremely creepy. : D
lyssacollard (1 month ago)
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lyssacollard (1 month ago)
ALL YOUTUBERS!
A massive prank will be pulled on comedian Fred on youtube. THIS ISN'T TO OFFEND FRED, THIS IS TO MAKE THE NEWS AND MAKE EVERYONE GO CRAZY! What is trying to be done is get everyone that has a subscription to Fred, to unsubscribe. If this is succsesful, then it will make the news! COPY & PASTE ON AT LEAST 5 OTHER VIDEOS! DO YOUR PART!
THE UNSUBSCRIBING WILL BEGIN ON JUNE 1, 2009
(DONT POST THIS ON ANY FRED VIDEOS!!!)
★★★★★★★★
YOU CAN SUBSCRIBE TO HIM AGAIN LATER




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NATALIESIMO (2 months ago)
hahahaha niiice xD
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NATALIESIMO (2 months ago)
lmao fucking hilarious channel description thing!
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TheDastardlyDildo (2 months ago)
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm buttu maki???
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