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Name: Ben

Age: Meh

Chinese Zodiac Sign: The Rat

Occupation: Artist, filmmaker, student, spammer-slayer

Religion: Cheesomite

Likes: Manga, feet, sandwiches, unwittingly bringing about the apocalypse, lauging at Scientology, Reptillians and all that paranoid bullshit, drawing, making videos, making new friends and being a Cheesomite (for more information and Cheesomitism, read the Mishywahnot on my deviantART account)

Dislikes: Homophobes, spammers, Neo-Nazis, Hitler/Stalin/Saddam etc., rascism, World Of Warcraft, reality TV, Michael Jackson (The white version), Scientology, Reptillians and all this other paranoi bullshit

Favourite Video Games: Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Heavenly Sword, Assassin's Creed, Splinter Cell, Spore, The Elder Scrolls, Age Of Empires, Rise Of Nations, Empire Earth, The Battle For Middle Earth, Pac-Man, Burnout, The Sims, Ratchet And Clank, Bomberman, Worms, Max Payne, God Of War, Farhenhiet, Obscure 2, Dawn of War, LEGO Star Wars etc.

Favourite TV shows, movies etc.:The Goodies, 2Dtv, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, The Soup, Inuyasha, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Bleach, Naruto, ScrewAttack, Angry Video Game Nerd, Robot Chicken etc.

Favourite Music: Slipknot, System Of A Down, Combichrist, Green Day, Linkin Park, Nickelback, Elvis, michael Jackson (the black version), Queen, Foo Fighters,Skilet, Nightwish, Wierd al Yankovic, Rammstien etc

Favourite Books: Barry Trotter, The Lord of The Rings, Tom Clancy, Chis Ryan, The God Delusion, The 13 1/2 Lives Of Captain Bluebear, The Satanic Bible

Favourite Comics and Magazines: Planet of The Apes stuff, Angel & Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bleach, Inuyasha and Death note manga, The Simpsons, Futurama, OPS2, PCGamer

MY YOUTUBE FAMILY:
My awesome sister ~ AdaWong14789
My evil, psychotic ol' grandfather, who died recently ~ leninliker
My evil, psychotic ol' grandfather's clone, who's hotel I work in ~ leninlikersclone
My disturbed mother ~ cazxcore
My disturbed mother's twin sister ~ chantelexx
My fallen brother-in-arms ~ WhiteUmbrellaWesker1
My other fallen brother-in-arms ~ AtheistBob
My deceased cousin who knew kung-fu ~ krikri9989
My other cousin who conveniently knows kung-fu ~ sadnessisonlyasin
My rabbit with a foot and Mars Bar munching fetish ~ bentyhunter
My disturbed stalker ~ AlexiaAshfordGoddess
My distant cousin who always buys eccentric gifts for all the family, then eats and leaves without flushing the toilet ~ residentowner
My baby brother who is not, and never will be potty-trained ~ bernardtheposh
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You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/MSN/Face Book or YouTube.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did...

Influences: My influence comes from this strange little thing inside my head, called my Brian.

Tools Of The Trade: I make a few of my movies using The Movies - Stunts And Effects (It is the most kickass expansion pack I've ever played on) and a subtle blend of Google Images, Wikipedia and Windows Movie Maker, with a light sprinkling of Microsoft PowerPoint.

Similar To: Take a load of drugs. Then run around your house (or cardboard box) a couple of times, screaming. Then roll on the floor, try licking your ear and then doing the can-can with your legs tied together. You're about halfway there.