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Ted Suzan is nature's darling.

Tedsuzan

Joined: 03 August 2006

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Videos Watched: 25,355

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Full Name: Mr. Ted Suzan

Classification: Absurdist Inventor, philosopher, author, artist, songwriter, and intellectual.

Perhaps you would like to wear one of my inventions, the meat calculator:

http://www.cafepress.com/Te...

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Q: How does it feel to be a god among men?
A: It's okay...

4.
Q: Whose yer buddy?!
A: I am!

7. Ted Suzan is a hyperactive 8 year old who can slowly and rationally explain his excitement...

5. Roasted Mouse Towels!

Reviews from popular youtubers:
"You're funny dude!" -LisaNova (on my blowdry tongue vid)
"What color are the aliens chemicals? Love you."-Shaye St. John (my hero)
"Amazing skillz with a blow dryer"-Spricket24
"You have a very unique and sometimes hilarious style"-ReinaDelCid

Name: Mr. Ted
Age: 24

Hi, I am an amazing Hun-Warrior, Merman-Prince brought up in high class British society by beautiful wood elves. I can also fly and eat snakes.

Hometown: Shinypants
Country: United States
Interests and Hobbies: Absurdism, Bulldada, Library Science, Philosophy...
Films and Shows: Cemetary Man, Heavenly Creatures, Household Saints, The 5th Element, Trust, Timechanger, Gymkata, The Big Lebowski, The Transporter, Area B15....The Tick, Cops, Surviviorman, Invader Zim,Pinky and the Brain, Rocko's Modern Life, South Park,Beyond Tommorow, X-Men, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood...
Music: Randy Newman, Bjork, Ace of Base, Myself,Mariah Carey, ReinaDelCid (on youtube), Kirsten Opstad (also on youtube) Dean Martin,Lil' Wayne,Fiona Apple, Rufus Wainwright, Nirvana, Pink, Left-Eye, Up with people, Peggy Lee, Jerry Lee Lewis, Vivaldi...
Books: The Stranger by Camus, The Steppenwolf, Don Quixote, The World as Will and Representation, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Good Soldier, The Crossing by Gary Paulsen, Anne of Green Gables,The Witches, Adventures in Friendship, Frankenstein, Bartleby the Scrivner, The Castle, The Trial, Metamorphasis, The Hunger Artist, The Sparrow, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Vindication of the Rights of Women, How Children Fail...
Website: http://www.cafepress.com/TedSuzan

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	happyprincess456 (2 days ago) Hey Ted! Thanks so much for subscribing! =D
	LunaCow (1 week ago) Hiya, thanks for subscribing ;-)
	Satanbloods (1 week ago) oinked
	umbratile (3 weeks ago) love love love ^_^
	meredumais (3 weeks ago) Maybe just a voiced-over absurdist something-or-over? I've done that in 'RL', and have even been on some nationally popular radio comedy shows-not in the least bit nevous. Also did voiced adverts in French for an evil pharmaceutical company. AND I was the 'Official French and German Voice of the Indianapolis 500' for years ! What is it about those damned cameras? I've been this way all my life, and I sure ain't shy. Based on empirical evidence gathered over decades, I'm probably not a troll either. One of those weird phobias, I guess. I feel silly asking, but: will you be my friend? I have this friends-lock thing on and don't want to cut you out. I've got to check yer latest! ~Jen
	meredumais (4 weeks ago) Gymkata. Gets me every time. G'nite, Ted-Boy.
	happyprincess456 (1 month ago) Mr. Ted Suzan, I quite miss seeing new videos from you popping up in my subscription box. Anyways, they always make my day. Haha. Just to let you know.
	maninwhitedress (1 month ago) Thanks for the enlightening quotes. I'm a absurd fartist. One day I might be an artist.
	KingFishermanOO7 (1 month ago) who the hell r u and its meet not meat. meat is a food
	Tedsuzan (1 month ago) 400 Subscribers....My life will be changed for ever...I will find a penny today on the street, and I shall become something more than myself...I will shovel the road less traveled until I become the change I want to see...unless something horrible happens in which case I will have to watch television for hours instead...