1. Flash Gordon: 70s tackiness by the ton, Queen did the soundtrack, Max Von Sydow is Ming The Merciless need I say more?

2. Equinox (aka The Beast): Even if you dont smoke, youll think you did halfway this glorious mess that features some of the worst stop motion monsters (and stop motion acting) Ive ever seen.

3. Attach Of The Giant Leeches: You cant go wrong with Roger Corman, especially when you throw in hillbilly love and giant man/woman sucking leeches!

4. Super Inframan: The Shaw Bros try for Godzilla sized fun, but wind up with Mighty Morphin mayhem features one of my favorite camp-o-rama villainess, Princess Dragon Mom.

5. Paprika: a non-stop phantasmagoria of animated madness that may very well induce seizures, so be sure to have a wallet in hand.