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Ed Edd 'n' Eddy - Smell Yo' Dick Sonzai - 119,518 views - 1 year ago
Hey. First video. New to Vista. WHATEVER.

No, I don't "ship" KevinxEddy. I just noticed that there are a LOT of episodes where Eddy's furious and Kevin looks guilty. *shrugs*

Sorry for the overuse of the n-word. If I knew how to censor it, I would.

Deal with the f-word. It's HILARIOUS.

Lyrics are as follows (NOT EDITED; RIPPED FROM LYRICS.COM or somewhere):

"Smell Yo Dick"
(feat. Aviance & Real)

DJ Quest do it [high voice]

[Telephone Call: Aviance]
Nigga, this is the 15th muthafuckin time
that I called and left yo' ass messages.
I done text yo bitch ass,
and you ain't respondin' to nothin.
What the fuck is you doin'?
Who the fuck is you out there with?
You think I'm stupid!
My girl's already done put me up on your ass tonight!
When you get home, I got some news for yo' bitch ass.

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin' home 5 in the mornnn?
Somethin's goin on...
Can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool.
So what you need to do is
lemme smell yo' dick!
Why you comin' home 5 in the mornnn?
Somethin's goin on...
Can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool.
So what you need to do is
lemme smell yo' dick!

[Verse 1: Riskay]
It's 4 o'clock and I'm sleepin'.
It's late night and you creepin'.
You coulda told me, "I'm leavin'."
Now I know you're out there cheatin'!

Why you gotta do me like that?
When I call, you don't call me back.
I'm textin' you, like, "ni**a where u at?"
That's fucked up! Why you do me like that?

[Verse 2: Aviance]
I'm here sleepin', you trickin'
in the club with dirty-foot bitches!
My girl was there; she witness.
She had a camera phone; she took pi'tures!

You was on the dance floor grindin'
with a stripper ho named "Diamond".
You was flossin' so hard, you was shinin'.
Everything she drank, you buyin'.
But ni**a, you need to stop lyin'
before I get mad and pull out my Nine.
You want a new bitch to fuck, then that's fine,
but don't fuck hers then try to fuck mine!

You keep tellin' me "you ain't touch her"
but some keep tellin' me you gone fucked 'er.
And I ain't that bitch you want to play with.
Ni**a drop them boxers, lemme smell yo' dick.

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin' home 5 in the mornnn?
Somethin's goin on...
Can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool.
So what you need to do is
lemme smell yo' dick!
Why you comin' home 5 in the mornnn?
Somethin's goin on...
Can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool.
So what you need to do is
lemme smell yo' dick!

[Verse 3: Real]
Yo (hey!), smell my dick?
Wait a minute, hold up!
That's how a bitch get 'er eye swole' up!
And I don't give a damn what your homegirl seen
when I was in the club.
What the fuck you mean?

They ain't got no bisnuz, eyein' me like dat,
You ain't got no bisnuz, tryin' me like dat!
I wasn't even feelin' Diamond like dat.
I was wilin', but I wa'n't clownin' like dat!

That's all right, that's okay!
No one believe what your homegirl say.
A ni**a like me drink a lot of liquor,
meet a lot bitches, take a lot of pi'tures.

I might break bread, with one or two strippaz
but that don't mean you gotta pull mah zippa!
Thinking I be down the whole town
even though I got enough dick to go around (round...round)!

[Chorus: Riskay]
Why you comin' home 5 in the mornnn?
Somethin's goin on...
Can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool.
So what you need to do is
lemme smell yo' dick!
Why you comin' home 5 in the mornnn?
Somethin's goin on...
Can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool.
So what you need to do is
lemme smell yo' dick!

[Music... ]
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Channel Comments (10)
RandomGuy4234 (6 days ago)
y did u disable comments on ur vids?
Charmedx94x (1 month ago)
The Sophisticated song is epic!!! x omg tht vid is so unlucky x the comment number is 666!! lol xx thanks again x
happyjack39 (2 months ago)
Hey....I just want to say 'Thank You' for Sophisticated Song. So cool!!!!! ---happyjack39---
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Please allow ratings and comments! It deserves 5 stars :)
wendus92 (4 months ago)
Why did you disable ratings and comments on "Sophisticated song?" I think this video is worth discussing, don't you think?
hinnies1 (5 months ago)
hey wat is wrong with u ? are u an anti christ or what ,disenabling comments 4 sophisticated song 4 hugh laurie when comments reached 666, geez , Blood of JESUS!
imholdenonarope (6 months ago)
i liked the smell oyur dick ed ed song you matched the words to their mouths so well and since you disabled the comments i just wannted to say good job
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hey man nice work will you like to be my freind
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u gotz issues!
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Thanks for the Hugh Laurie videos!