Quotes:
(Outside at night looking at the sky)
Me: Hey look a moving, blinking star! maybe it is a supernova!!
Laurel (my Identical twin sis): Jordan.. thats an airplane.
Me: NO! its the airplane god!
Ashlee (my friend): Yes jordan. God has taken the form of an air plane?
Me: Yes. (FYI i am not religious so that whole airplane god thing was meant to be funny and not offensive to some)
Winston Churchill: Men occasionally stumble over truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as though nothing had happened.
Winston Churchill: The best lesson life has taught me is that the idiots in many cases are right.
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Quotes:
(Outside at night looking at the sky)
Me: Hey look a moving, blinking star! maybe it is a supernova!!
Laurel (my Identical twin sis): Jordan.. thats an airplane.
Me: NO! its the airplane god!
Ashlee (my friend): Yes jordan. God has ta...
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