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SemiSpark
Joined: October 10, 2008
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Videos Watched: 17,068
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Psn:Toohiphop (i know its a bad name)
Gamer Tag:DaFront (not as bad)(XBOX360 SUCKS)
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Today, I went to a neon themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML

Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

Today, I learned that when you flush the toilet, the contents do not disappear into oblivion. They show up in your basement when your sewer backs up. And they come in greater numbers. FML
Age: 15
Hometown: markham
Country: Canada
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Om nom nom..

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This hidden-camera prank's best to see than tell! xD
 
 
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What would Roger do without his Juice?

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The best thing ever in Team Fortress 2
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Hidden Camera Bath Prank
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This hidden-camera prank's best to see than tell! xD
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Roger without juice
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Barney unnecessary censorship- the funniest one
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Channel Comments (20)
sleek8ninja (1 day ago)
HA that gave me a laugh from the comment below
SemiSpark (1 day ago)
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Burlax09 (2 days ago)
they announced it on redtube that god of war 3 is gonna be on xbox 360 only not ps3
Burlax09 (4 days ago)
FUCKEN GOD OF WAR 3 is only on xbox 360 u know why becuz ps3 sucks cock
fdwv (3 weeks ago)
yes he did,
cuz he appreciates the things that the fans do for him,
lol
fdwv (3 weeks ago)
yeah, he faved my video, any problem ?
khrafstra (1 month ago)
Thanx for the explanation on "Chewbacca" now that you mention it I recall the character...
jackel193 (1 month ago)
hey add me on playstation network! my names beefjackel
Lavalization (3 months ago)
if they need a back up then THEY fail
BartBaKer (3 months ago)
I wrote that to you?
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