School Sports Days, Jeremy Clarkson, Christmas Nativities - all at risk of extinction because of the corduroy clad, beige, PC brigade.

But what about the mischievous fizzy drink Tango and its battle against the banality of modern life?

Its under threat too from these damn hippies. So its down to us normal folk to do our bit for the orangey cause.

Go to savetango.co.uk to see what others are doing to save this British institution and what you can do to stop it falling in the PC abyss.

Youll be making the world a fizzier place.