When you're fired for expressing your beliefs, most people will take suitable legal action, win their case, get rich and buy that guitar-shaped pool full of gold bars they've always dreamed of.

But James wasn't fired for expressing his beliefs, he was fired over his refusal to remove an offending body piercing. There was no case, pool or gold bars, but there was still the prospect of a win.

What better way to win than to expose your skinny white ass to a shop full of customers (and the CCTV cameras) in your new thong? (less info)