I have a brother. We were siamese twins joined by the cock. We were separated at birth and I got the short end of the stick, if you know what I mean. When he's plowing dirty dishrag whores in another country, I can feel the tingle on my shaft and even smell the tuna dungeon of the whore de jour. To test if he feels things that happen to me, I pulled my pants down and sat on a cactus. After that, I punched my cock silly. I called him and he said he never felt a thing. He's an asshole!

I was born in prison with my jerk brother. Dad was a hermaphrodyte who got knocked up by Janet Reno. The warden let me run around the prison for a few years and I was the toy of most of the prisoners. They stretched my little pooper so wide with their man missles and filled me so full of man gravy that the warden had to install cum gutters around my neck. I hated it at first but grew accustomed to being the recipient of circle jerk bukakes.