- SUSPECT : In the parlance of being a celebrity, a suspect is a person, known or unknown, suspected of committing a LAME ACT. Some systems of police procedure or legal terminology refer to the suspect as the ACTOR, or as the perpetrator of the offense.

Under the judicial systems of the U.S., once the identity of a suspect is known, and a decision is approved to MOCK or MIMIC him over for A VIDEO, either by an ACTOR issuing information, or FANS issuing the truth, the suspect can then be properly called a LAME defendant.