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My name is Ron Standard, video game review extraordinaire, and If you believe my brother Jon, I have disturbing obsession with Birdo. If you believe me then it's perfectly natural.

My ideal woman would be completely pink, dinosaur in look, and have a massive snout which can fire eggs.

I also have an evil cat, but I can't write too much about him...he is watching me and I'm scared.

When I can get a word in edgeways, I review all sorts of video games and upload them here. There are also a few other short videos on my play list. There is plenty to see! So put your feet up and enjoy!

- Ron Standard Jr. aka GaMeRPrO

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Ron Standard Quotes:

"I want graphics so real that PC games look BETTER than the real world, I want to look out the window and think, 'Those graphics suck! I'm going to play on my PC'"

"I may or may not be indecisive, I just can't decide."

"World of Warcraft is the best or worst game I never played."

"Like going on a Skiing holiday, forgetting your skis, finding the hire shop empty, and having to tie two baguettes to your feet just to ski.

"Like sucking helium up your ass to see if it makes your farts high pitched."

"Like going up to a Dog and sniffing its butt to see what all the fuss is about..."

"The lack of Birdo is expected, but is still irritating enough to make me want to unhinge my jaw and eat a desk tidy."

"This games meaty chunks of delicious cat food, is the multiplayer, the single player however is completely different from the multiplayer in that you are playing by yourself, this is a game breaking mechanic."

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Credits:

My wonderful graphics, animations etc. were kindly created by Castor. Check out his Youtube Channel:
youtube.com/PonyHans

Check out my fansite, kindly created by ShadowDragon2153! URL below.