More Big Blue

More footage of my computer and its dazzling lights, now with 100% more greeen...

Star Fox in Iraq

Fighting terrorists is hard enough without a frog yelling at you. See our videos a month earlier at http://www.collegehumor.com and follow us on ht...   more Fighting terrorists is hard enough without a frog yelling at you. See our videos a month earlier at http://www.collegehumor.com and follow us on http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor   less

OBSERVE & REPORT Red-Band Trailer

At the Forest Ridge Mall, head of security Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogen) patrols his jurisdiction with an iron fist, combating skateboarders, shopl...   more At the Forest Ridge Mall, head of security Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogen) patrols his jurisdiction with an iron fist, combating skateboarders, shoplifters and the occasional unruly customer while dreaming of the day when he can swap his flashlight for a badge and a gun. His delusions of grandeur are put to the test when the mall is struck by a flasher.

Driven to protect and serve the mall and its patrons, Ronnie seizes the opportunity to showcase his underappreciated law enforcement talents on a grand scale, hoping his solution of this crime will earn a coveted spot at the police academy and the heart of his elusive dream girl Brandi, the hot make-up counter clerk who won't give him the time of day. But his single-minded pursuit of glory launches a turf war with the equally competitive Detective Harrison of the Conway Police, and Ronnie is confronted with the challenge of not only catching the flasher, but getting him before the real cops do.   less

The Secret Policeman's Balls: History of the Joke

Highlights from Amnesty International Concerts, now available on the 3-DVD set The Secret Policeman's Balls, from Shout! Factory.

We Was Whackin' It

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Song performed by Dan Squared
Written by Ryan and Tom
Animated by Ryan

Lyrics:
Rubbing up and...   more download mp3 here:
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Song performed by Dan Squared
Written by Ryan and Tom
Animated by Ryan

Lyrics:
Rubbing up and down and arching my back
Getting ready for an epic whack
Mr. Hands never fails to get me off
Gota love that 3 foot
Horse cock

Found myself caught in a huge dry spell
Brazilian fart porn, that shit's hot as hell
All the freaky shit that's kinky as can be
God I hope someone doesn't walk in on me

My worst fear, an opening door
Three more pumps and my loads blown on the floor
I thought my roomates were in Michigan
But here I am naked in front of them again

I know what I did was so very wrong
I'll just smoke it off and rip the bong
I got caught again that's why I wrote this song

My roomates always here, "God I'm so horny"
Wish he'd shut up, and drink his goddamn 40
No belt around your neck unless you got a spotter
Choking while you're whacking it is so much hotter

In the shower no material "I just look at my butt"
My assholes looser than the oldest slut
If i didn't have roomates I'd whack it all day
Jimmy be good the tireman's on his way

Four nanometers, they couldn't believe
I guess I'll try again as soon as they leave


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