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--Emo Vampire lyrics
Ill never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire
Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away
This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool
Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last
[spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me.
Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls
When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny
Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers
(spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar.
Ill never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire
Ill have no participation In this vampire pussification
So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs
(spoken) You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?
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