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IFK is the most successful,good and famous band in Russia.
They are all right with what they have
lots of girls, money, cars, luxury villas,
expensive drinks in bars, petrol stations,
good authors - friends, connections in governments of different countries, couple of football teams,Indian elephant, plant plantations in Colombia,small plot on the Moon, the own star in Cosmic space, stylish cow from the third floor, unrealistic fathers, mothers, statuses and pothouses and many other things, which are unfeasible for normal people. On 20th of May the country celebrates the birthday of IFK, 8th of October the anniversary of first performance. On these days the band receives congratulatory telegrams from colleagues members of less famous bands, such as Rage Against The Machine, Biohazard, Motorhead, RHCP, Clawfinger, Soulfly, Rammstein, etc.
Everybody wants to praise them due to their persistence, generosity, courage, wisdom and simplicity. But IFK doesn`t need that.
They want more -
domination over the world and total worship. Combination of letters IFK appeared in dreams of legendary Pashtet, when he was
asleep on the delftware lavatory pan at the time of dejection. After the couple of thousands of rehearsals the performance of IFK in Alyabyeff club made everybody to sweat. So, it was the beginning of new metal.
Furious experiments and powerful energy thats adult way. Accordingly to chroniclers, everything may happen during IFK concerts:
dancing, jumping from the stage, thoughtful immersion in greatness of musical forms, unlimited drinking, dirty sex and gas emission (from laughing gas to neuro paralyzing gas), joyful scuffle and other stuff. Global syndicate doesnt have any
problems — creative, personal or financial. This lifestyle calls "total chocolate". Strictly speaking: it is the beginning of real party.
Only the astronaut of the soul may resist stiff pressing, which is given to the members of the band due to creative wealth.
Except fighters of first call-up: Chika Deee (vocal), Maks Galstyan (guitar), Vadya Bayrash (tractor bass), Mitya Vubornuy (bass), Aleksey Bakurkin (drums), coryphees include two brilliant madmen, who made the Afro American sportsmen to leave the Olympic village: Peter (PJ) Zhavoronkov (drums) and Tikhon Kubov (vocal).
They added petrol to bloody bath. Thanks to their efforts, the band finally achieved intergalactic level, and new band, ruining
two oligarchs, proceeded to creation of material, which exceeded the expectations of even experienced musicians from Slipknot,
Korn and Limp Bizkit. Accordingly to their words: "New songs are the energetic mixture of rap-hard-core of "Мosquito Man" Ages,
modern drive and stiff intellectual texts. Soon mere mortals will be able to listen to this Music, which begins with capital letter."