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video-2009-05-01-22-55-27 Ninjatek - 6 views - 2 months ago
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Test Ninjatek - 62 views - 1 year ago
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Blanket! (Snuggie parody) DustoMcNeato - 17,462 views - 1 month ago
We've all heard of the "Snuggie", but now there is a new product called "Blanket"! It's a "Snuggie" without holes! Keeps the whole body warm, all at once!

The original commercial is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =2xZp-GLMMJ0
Written/Directed by Dustin McLean
Starring Brian Shortall, Priscilla McLean
Narration: Karen Graci
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Auto-Tune the News #1: march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts. schmoyoho - 698,189 views - 3 months ago
Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news. The players include


my homey Sarah Fullen Gregory (she married my brother). You can find her music here:
http://www.myspace.com/sefulle n
http://www.facebook.com/pages/ Sarah-Fullen/8570601474

Newt Gingrich (on nuclear disarmament)
Robert Gates (on cutting the Pentagon budget)
Jim Nantz (on March Madness)
Joe Biden (on the economic situation)
Wayne Ellington (on how it feels to win)

Lyrics:

MG: Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And...go!

NG: Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy
And it can get you in enormous trouble

MG: What's wrong with fantasy?
I like fantasy and I live in the sea

RG: We must rebalance this department's programs
In order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities

SG: Yeah, forget about the jets;
Use our super soakers, get al quaeda wet

JN: Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night
Another convincing Carolina victory

SG: Ooh, that's cool, but it ain't time to pop the hennessy

JN: Michigan State: heading to the national championship game
Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it?

MG: Three words: Vi ag ra.

JB: There will continue to be job losses
The remainder of this year
The question is will they continually go down
Before they begin to rebound
Before they begin to rebound
Will they go do-do-do-down
Before they begin to rebound

And now it's my pleasure to present the 2009
National Championship Trophy
To Coach Roy williams and the North Carolina Tar Heels
You can just tell the unity you had
It's something very special
And we saw it on the floor tonight

SG: Oh yeah---
Michigan thought we was playing some football
Lions' stadium; they played like the Lions
Throwin interceptions in the first down
Watchin us dunk on their ass
Goin home cryin

Congratulations Wayne
I know you're emotional
Talk about what this feels like

WE: Feels great. You know,
You never know what this feeling feels like
Until you experience it.
It's something that you really can't explain

SG: Yeah, believe in your dreams
MG: Yeah, you know you can never explain the unexplainable
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I'm On A Blimp (ft. Teddy) - EXPLICIT LYRICS CardGamesFTW - 324,717 views - 2 months ago
DIRECT DOWNLOAD - http://www.yugiohabridged.com/ sounds/On%20A%20Blimp.mp3

Oh snap!
Get your trading cards ready,
Cause we're about to throw down!
Everybody in the place,
shuffle your fucking deck!
But make sure you don't have any illegal cards
Or you shall be disqualified!!
(God Cards are okay though)

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp!

I'm on a blimp, motherfucker
In the fucking sky
Straight pimping on a blimp
And I'm so high.
Yugi Moto wears clothes like a fucking gimp.
He can't stop me and my minions,
Cause I'm on a blimp.

Hit the ignition switch.
I'm on a blimp, bitch.
We're playing card games in the sky
Cause I'm so rich.
I got locator cards,
And my duel disk.
I'm winning finals,
You're in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips!

I'm riding on a dragon,
Shooting flames and smoke,
It's breathing fire,
Making everybody choke,
But this ain't Middle Earth,
And we're not Frodo and Sam,
And we're not gay by the way,
Least I don't think that I am.

I'm on a blimp and
It's going fast and
We're flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand.
I'm the KaibaCorp King
On a blimp like Kiki,
If you're on the ground
Then you're sure not me-me.

Get the fuck up!
This blimp is real!

Fuck land, I'm in the clouds, mother fucker!
Fuck Squall, I like Cloud, mother fucker!
My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, mother fucker!
To murder Yugi's what I've vowed, mother fucker!

Hey dad, if you could see me here,
Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,
Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear,
With Obelisk in my deck,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Yeah.
Never thought I'd be in the air
I'm just a fluffy cute teddy bear
Lord Satan
Look at me,
Oh.

Never thought I'd feel so well
It would be funny if somebody fell.
Hey, what's that burning smell?
Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell!

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp!
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