Hey this is Mr Monday Night 222. If you haven't already done so, check out my videos. I'm a cool guy so if you have anything to say or questions feel free to comment on my channel or message me.

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You already know enough about me, how about some funny quotes instead.

"You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." -Homer Simpson

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. "
Clark Griswold

"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
Mitch Hedburg

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. "
Rodney Dangerfield

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." "
Jerry Seinfeld


How to Hypnotize a Man:
http://vili.us/hypno.html

Something interesting to look at:
http://tinyurl.com/klrzjc