I know a little place where we can dance the twist.
And the sheriff is pretending that it doesn't exist.
So pack the burgers and umbrellas in the SUV.
And the sun protection formula 103.
'Cause it's a global warming
BEACH PARTY!

We've got extra ultraviolet extra infrared.
We've got extra CO2 gas comin' out of our head.
We've got every living creature bringing up the rear.
So let's hurry for the shore before the shore gets here.
'Cause it's a global warming
BEACH PARTY!

We'll shimmy and we'll shake around the old stonewall.
We'll dance around the old Kyoto protocol.
And the only pose you need to assume
Is a God-given right to consume.

We'll make an engineered potato that can grow in a drought.
We'll make a petrol-powered bonfire that will never go out.
We'll make a patch for the ozone, make its hole go away.
And we'll make Santa bring us presents every Christmas day.
'Cause it's a global warming
BEACH PARTY!

We'll be selling tanks of water that are free of salt.
We'll be selling tanks of air that are free of smog.
'Cause nothing makes a market thrive
Like the simple human need to survive.

Don't stay out too long.
Don't stay out too long, don't ask me why
'Til you're older.
Don't stay out too long.
Don't stay out too long, I'll tell you why
When it's over.

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We've the most expensive wepons anyone can see.
And the most advanced computers checking every ID.
So if you make a move on a single drum,
We'll blow your punk-ass state to kingdom-come.

I know a little place where we can dance the swim.
And our appetitie is driving now our every whim.
So if you want to join the party bring some extra cash
Because we're raising all the prices on our limited stash.
'Cause it's a global warming
global warming
global warming
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