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Narcissism is a personality disorder, brah.

Kinda like how wonderful officers of the law switch the siren on just to get through traffic lights, or how they park where ever they feel like, or how they prioritize a few people drunk in public over a drunken domestic dispute, etc...

If they swing their powers around like assholes, why can't c...

Suppose someone is stranded and starving and you happen to pass by.

The starving person has a bag full of gold.

You have plenty of food for yourself, and then some.

If you say to this person "Because your demand for food is so high, you'll need to give me all your gold in exchange for some", THI...

We have socialized medicine in Australia.

However, we also have companies offering private health insurance, and there are also private hospitals, which obviously offer less wait times.

People who pay for private health insurance get tax reductions and rebates, and they don't have to pay the levy...

bad green screen

I think what he means, is that although he holds no belief in god, he isn't some idiot who hates or is "offended" by all things religious.

i.e. being an atheist doesn't make things less beautiful or majestic.

Kidney stones are caused by a buildup of calcium, so I guess this video proves that you should drink lots of coke to prevent kidney stones!

Another thing is that being a girl, she might have expected Shinji to take a bit of initiative and put some expression into the kiss.

People who disrupt the show deserve to be publicly shamed and thrown out.

No, he painted a picture of an empathetic right brain, and a manipulative, self-serving left brain.

The solution?

Matriarchy.

Children in Japan are already primarily raised by the mother, while the father works all day and brings home the money.

Rather than despising sex, women should be utilizing the power of their sexuality to change things up.

They say these herbivore men sit around watching...

She probably thought it was a sociology experiment, as a lot of them involve testing the reactions of people in elevators.

Some of us have an AM3 mobo that BD can drop straight into.

Switching to Intel would mean buying a new mobo, which would cost more.

Atheists don't come to my door around Christmas time, waking me up because they want to tell me the true story of Christ's birth, so atheists are fine by me.

This guy is an atheist.

He just doesn't like people that wear the label "atheist" as they wear their Che Guevara shirt; in a shallow manner, devoid of any meaning.

"Sir, the victim was a blind man and an eyewitness in one of your previous cases"

"Long time...

*puts on sunglasses*

"no see."

A lot of games based on anime series are only released in Japan.

Either that, or they get released, but rarely get advertised or reviewed.

It means she sees you as the closeted gay friend that she can talk about anything with.

@Azzurolix

Nah, it just stores everything anyone has ever said, uses a keyword search on your comments and redirects the conversation every two responses or so.

I've got a four year old computer with Windows Vista on it, and a Q6600 and an 8800GTX in it.

It still runs the latest games at very playable settings.

And when you have a computer that runs the latest games, it'll do everything else a computer has to do for quite a few more years.

The difference between you and I, is that I don't care about the gaps.

As for Christianity being the most popular religion...in Australia, we recently completed the latest Census, which gathers statistics on the population, including religious beliefs.

The people I know who ticked the Christian...

Ok then, why do gaps in human knowledge have to be filled with the supernatural?

The japanese voice of Yugi is a woman, not a kid.

Like Bart Simpson.

Thanks man, I'm glad you feel that way.

But in case you're left wondering, I know what "socialism" is and isn't.

What I described, is what socialism should be.

"Cover our welfare, or else we'll break shit" makes perfect sense to me.

Now, whatever the message happened to be, the media will report it extensively, even if they have to make it up.

Unlike the G8 protests, where a drunk man stumbling home through a riot gets smacked in the head with a baton ...

"By creating a business friendly economy that creates more jobs?"

If by business friendly, you mean loan friendly then sorry, but that's been tried and has failed. Just like socialism, right?

"You could give to charity"

Sure I could, but where's the guarantee that if I suddenly became poor, thes...

This is what you conservatives sound like:

Normal guy - "I thought you believed that liberals were narrow minded and lacked diversity, but now they're inclusive that everyone is one?"

You - "Just the bad people"

My idea of "socialism" isn't redistributing wealth, it's getting rid of the concept of wealth.

A Star Trek-esque world, where nobody pays for anything.

The internet has ended up working like a digital replicator, with less and less people buying physical media.

Money should be pouring into rese...

My guess is that this was a very high quality (and very expensive) CGI scene, and they've just retooled it and added Transformers to save money.

You know what else massively improved living standards?

Social programs like subsidized housing and food stamps...

Guerilla*

HipsterMealTime

Just happened to me after waking up with morning wood...

I was trying extremely hard to empty my bladder when suddenly, I felt as though all the blood in my head fell down into my body, then started losing my hearing and very nearly fainted.

I'm an aussie and will admit that we can be idiots, but at least our idiots are funny.

The hippy guy is a crackup.