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Jewtube is proverbially caught with its pants down as a handful of a
Today's Top Stories:
Jewtube is proverbially caught with its pants down as a handful of anonymous latch onto Jewtube's flagrant use of censorship.
After removing the now, famous "declaration of war" against $cientology by anonymous confirmed to many, Jewtube's disposition to censor the internet movement. Jewtube is also suspected of freezing the ability to rate any and all videos concerning Project: Chanology. With NO explanation given.
The only explanation give was the the said video, was a supposed violation of terms of service.
If this was truly a violation of terms of service, why was the very same video reinstated hours later, complete with comments, ratings and views?
Is Jewtube attempting to silence the promenance of this revolution against the tyranny of scientology because of external pressures from the church?
Or is Youtube attempting to silence the movement in order to keep project chanology away from the main page, and thus accessible to millions more, affecting Jewtubes already tarnished history of selecting its own worthy "featured content", rather than decided by popular opinion.
If this is the case, then Jewtube prioritises monetary gain over actual popular content and justified activism. In otherwords, the mainpage is not representative of popular content at all, but a uncleverly orchestrated commercial agenda to promote videos that aren't deserving of attention.
The fact the video was reinstated indicated Jewtubes respect for freedom of speech, but LNN heavily suspects that anonymous' content is continuously controlled in order for serious business and profit.
No one is saying a business isn't entitled to make a healthy profit but do not falsify information.
Remember that no-one likes a fucking liar, Jewtube. Sort yourself out.
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Chris Crocker continues to be a little bitch on the internets, and t
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Chris Crocker continues to be a little bitch on the internets, and throws a tantrum because he's not in the media spotlight. The Network finds it entertaining that Chris Crocker seems to think he is the standard image of gay people everywhere. Unfortunately, he is the exception and not the rule. Gay men, for instance don't sleep with their own brother or advocate incest. Nor do many gay men enjoy passing themselves off as a woman and adopting a male visage comparable to Britney Spears on male hormones or some fucking transvestite.
Therefore, LNN would like to say, FUCK YOU Chris Crocker for having the audacity to think you have the right and belief that you are even remotely qualified to think you are a fair depiction of homosexuality. In fact, you are quite possibly the worst example of a gay person the interwebs has ever seen. You have soiled the internets with you overt gayness to the extreme, that is not only detrimental to the progress of actual hard working, decent gay people, that are shaping everyday society. Yes of course you have a right to an opinion but, you are purely offensive to observe.
This is largely due to your incredibly strong cam whore nature, that seeks media coverage and exposure as though you deserve it. You do not, you are a whingy bastard who believes that the world revolves around your Britney Spears adorned pedestal as you hoist up the pride flag while fapping off to queer as folk in a desperate need for attention from STRANGERS.
Cut your hair, stop trying to be a fucking woman, act like a man and for the sake of humanity, stop opening that hole in your face on youtube.
LNN would like to stress that this is NOT an attack on homosexuality, but an attack on an individual who seeks to reinforce perceptions of homosexuals as damaged, dangerous and perverted individuals. The media used you Chris, because you are an archetype of a gay man, and a massive stereotype. Do us all a favour, discontinue trying to be an activist and leave it to those more deserving of praise, not a walking, talking, cam whore, stereotype, like yourself.
I'm fucking awesome, and this is the Lulz Network News
**For some reason youtube didn't convert some of the video (second paragraph) for some odd reason :(.
My Apologies. **
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Crocker Cunt Incest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoy6G0USyWE
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The Fetchtroll continues to be lulz worthy as he consistently displa
Today's top stories:
The Fetchtroll continues to be lulz worthy as he consistently displays all the hallmarks of a le infante retarde. Lulz Network News had previously asked Fetchtroll to respond to the network, but instead he shies away from rational and intelligent debate. Like the bowl haircut coward he is.
The Network finds it very interesting that his choice of anonymous videos to respond to, has been carefully selected in order to make him seem more intelligent in comparison. Much like the ugly bitch in high school who made other girls look pretty.
We at the network had a great many chuckle when Fetchtroll admitted to his dwindling fan base. No shit Sherlock, you are against the world.
LNN does not believe Fetchtroll will ever respond to the network as he fears those with a higher intelligence than himself. Who are capable of rational analysis and factual accuracy. Fetchtroll is only interested in anonymous in order to inflate his misguided sense of worth. Fetchtroll, you are not a revolutionary nor any kind of important person leading a justifiable movement.
You're merely a pathetic middle class cunt, with visions of grandeur and popularity that you believe will come true.
Anonymous has better things to do, like masturbate, than spend any more time on you. Scientology is the primary objective, not fucktards in their mothers basement.
I'm fucking awesome, and this is the Lulz Network News.
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A broadcast to anonymous;
In less than 5 days, you will join forces with other anons ac
A broadcast to anonymous;
In less than 5 days, you will join forces with other anons across the globe. L.N.N would like to take this opportunity to lend some advice to the B'stards, I'nsurgents, Britfags, Americunts and all the other fags that make up the super duper gay rainbow of anonymous. Don't be a fuckwit, be prepared. Dress in dark colours in order to promote a sense of unit cohesion while launching the raid. Be aware of local laws that concern protests and masks.
Do NOT appease scifags if they begin to bull bait or provoke you, this is what they crave the most, resist twatting them.
responding in kind will just allow them to play the religious discrimination card. Stay Silent or begin a 'bel air ho down'. By refusing to acknowledge their threats and accusations of your crimes, you will achieve exactly the effect anonymous desires.
Gain support of the public, inform them, this is key to a successful victory. Don't mimic religious whack jobs you see on the streets or those irritating cunts with clipboards, tell the people that pass by that your flyers and dox are important to their rights. Where appropriate (urban areas) get people to sign petitions.
Scientology's greatest enemy is democracy and the will of the people.
All that is required is to provide the means of public dissatisfaction to your government. This is where Anonymous plays its hand.
Broadcast media and literature will enlighten those from ignorance to truth because of anonymous. Change will occur from the pressure of the people's will and the organisation of the cult of Scientology will collapse under the weight of public discourse, media spotlight and government intervention.
Know this.
Believe in this.
Stay True to this.
Expect us
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Paul Carnes continues with his hate campaign against anonymous. Hila
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Paul Carnes continues with his hate campaign against anonymous. Hilariously, while Mr Fetch is quick to tar all of anonymous due to the actions of a newfag minority, he cannot seem to see his own blatant hypocrisy by endorsing a jihad of his own.
Lulz Network News does not feel it is appropriate to call Mr Fetch a "faggot", something completely out of his control.. we can however call him an imbecile the likes of which youtube has never seen. His idiocy is only matched by his own inability to form cohesive arguments and the complete lack of detail in his diatribes.
For instance, while it is regrettable that he has received alleged death threats, it is wholly inappropriate for him to ignore the hypocrisy of his own statements. Paul Carnes has obviously no idea how dangerous the cult of Scientology is. If he had least been educated to elementary school level and possessed more than three braincells he could clearly see the inherent danger to his own rights as a human being, the cult of Scientology possesses. Why can you not see the inherent danger that threatens the very constitution great American visionaries fought for?
Instead you choose to offend the very activists seeking your very fundamental rights, not just as an American citizen, but as a member of the world. You claim anonymous is many things yet, not provide one single fucking thing to support your lacking statements. Anonymous has no hierarchy of control, this means your jihad against the infidels of the internetz is an impossible cause. Much like torrents and peer-to-peer file sharing. The body politic has already galvanised against you, all of your videos have been rated one star. The reason for this is clear, we have the support of the public and broadcast media. They have decided that what you preach is not what the democratic majority want.
Anonymous recognises the threat of the cult of Scientology, its litigious nature and its intimidating practices. If this were 1930's Germany, would you have the same objections if anonymous opposed the Nazi Party?
*deliberately used, as Fetch invoked Godwin's law in previous video*
The cult of Scientology poses a very real and dangerous threat to your civil rights and liberties, for someone with a LGBT affiliation, we find it strikingly peculiar that you cannot see your own contradictions.
Attempting to Galvanise the public to your cause will fail because there is no hierarchy in anonymous, there is no central site, no databank that you can spy on. You will fail because you do not have the support of the people. Your jihad was over before it even started. You must realise that anonymous is not a small group of hackers or extremists, we are everyone, thousands of individuals internationally. They have no intent to curtail any of your rights or liberties nor to blow up stadiums or brown vans. If you have the ability to provide a reasoned and factually correct response, do so.
Otherwise, we will continue to believe you to be a troll and a camwhore.
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Plagiary is the most obvious form of flattery: Your response to Anon
Today's top stories:
Plagiary is the most obvious form of flattery: Your response to Anonymous in the style and structure of the declaration of war obviously highlights your inability to be creative.
This likely stems from the invasive brainwashing you were subjected to. Perhaps as an infant ,like your "security check children" procedure, that seeks to brainwash and indoctrinate children, as young as five?
You claim that members of anonymous are bigots, yet we, the peoples of the international nation of the internetz, have witnessed your members proclaiming bystanders to be child molesters based solely on their physical appearance. It is you therefore, who are the bigots. You silence all opposition through fear and legal threats. Members of your church have been arrested of fraud and several other laws. You are like Faux News, you claim anonymous is composed of pornographers, bullies, hackers yet provide no proof to support these statements. Anonymous is all, Anonymous is everyone, all walks of life all nationalities. We will continue to report the actions and atrocities of your cult.
You exploit weaknesses in other people in order to extort them through coercion and intimidation. You force your ideology on them, you force your twisted cult ethos in order to financially sustain your cult. Anonymous sees this and we are not amused.
You are facing a growing international resistance to your cult, not only from anonymous but from the general public. Your totalitarian control cannot survive in the harsh light of truth, once anonymous spreads to the government, we will actively pursue the freedom of your indoctrinated and brainwashed. We are here and we will not succumb to you.
Anonymous will not see the alleged leaders taken into custody, because there are no leaders of anonymous. Anonymous is legion.
Truth is free and everywhere. Where is your Xenu now?
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(Yes, this is old news. However, I felt it was worthy or retaliation.)
Today's top stor
(Yes, this is old news. However, I felt it was worthy or retaliation.)
Today's top stories: Faux entertainment released a humorous propaganda video today in the guise of news, in order to educate the mindless often republican red neck sheeple about anonymous and its, "Hate Machine".
Lulz Network News wishes to enquire why Americunts allow a entertainment programme to continue to air, whose sole intent is to provide factually incorrect information, wrapped up in Hollywood explosions?
Faux News is NOT news, it is merely a platform for extreme republican editorial and blatant lies presented in a fashion that intends to invoke fear in its viewers.
What is even more disgraceful for any news organisation or network, is that News is not meant to be biased, but is supposed to be truthful. Faux Entertainment, is also consistently libellous, stating outlandish claims such as anonymous are composed of hackers on drugs, but provides absolutely zero proof to support these accusations. Lulz Network: News deems Fox news anchors and journalists as lying, paranoid, exaggerating bastards not worthy of reporting news, leave that to us.
Faux Entertainment is all to often allowed to slander groups and individuals, because they rely on your poverty
They rely on your inability to afford lawyers or solicitors that are of equal calibre to their corporation's equivalent.
They rely on their massive financial resources and media monopoly power in order to force your total silence.
They rely on their republican bias and viewership in order to promote editorial agenda with no regard to journalist integrity or ethical responsibility, but are instead wholly consumed in showing you explosions and flashy titles in order to maintain television ratings.
You are an abomination to good broadcast news media Fox, and you are shit.
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Paul Carnes, is a fucking idiot. Recently, Mr Fitch has launched a h
Today's top stories:
Paul Carnes, is a fucking idiot. Recently, Mr Fitch has launched a humiliating diatribe on the internetz for all to see. This, diatribe of gargantuan stupidity is based on conjecture, assumption and amazingly stupid comparisons to terrorism, Zionism, the nazis, the ku klux clan and other hilarious examples of fucked up institutions, organisations and ideologies. What Mr Fitch fails to grasp, with his substandard level of education, is that comparisons with these ideologies are only appropriate if anonymous has actually committed or endorsed such actions.
Since this is obviously not the case and that it is common knowledge that such sites as Encyclopaedia Dramatica and 4 Chan serveonly for satirical enjoyment and not factual accuracy, Mr Fitch is proverbially talking out of his ass.
Anonymous was quick to state that the tenet of free speech is a sacred human right but, unjustifiable rants based upon presumptions only highlights the void between his retinas and occipital.
In other news, Anonymous plans worldwide protests outside several cult buildings across the globe, and the Lulz Network: News will be there to document these events.
Until then Thetans, and fellow Scientologists. Remember, we are everywhere.
The rapid slide of despotism under the heavy weight of totalitarian control cannot survive in the harsh light of truth.
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