hello, your remixes are amazing! :)

I wipe my ass with the Bible. What a shitty fucking book. A poorly edited, contradictory collection of goat herder's myths. Aesop's Fables make more sense than the freakin Bible. Seriously, the only thing that book is good for is as a warning to stay far away from the retards that believe in it.

Oh yeah, and it's good for proping up that couch with the broken leg, too.

lirenj, if you wanna read the Bible, that's great. But do me and everyone else a favor and stop forcing your beliefs on everyone else. Pray to your invisible God, read the same book of Jewish fairy tales over and over again until you get a migraine, but stop telling me and everyone else to do the same!

Read the Bible...don't misinterpret what I am saying. Friend, God loves you and Christ died for you. Turn to him, and not religion, and be saved today.

lirenj, I have found many contradictions, I will explain:

>>You, my friend, worship god, his name is Fred Phelps.

First of all, I don't worship any God. I don't waste time praying to the ceiling, I don't kill people just because they think differently than I do, and I don't meet with other people once a week on Sunday to compare clothing. But if I did in fact worship a God, it certainly wouldn't be that douchebag Fred Phelps. Phelps beat the shit out of his son, look it up!

>>I worship God, his name is Jehovah...He came to the earth in human form...His name is Jesus Christ.

Wait a second, later on, in the next quote, you say Jesus Christ is the son of God. But here you say Christ is God? Would you make up your mind?

>>And yes, God sent His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, to pay for the sins of Carlin and yourself

No he didn't, because Me and George Carlin weren't alive when Jesus Christ came down, so blow me!

>>You will not listen though, and you will not believe.

Oh you wanna talk about not listening? Howabout when Galileo proved that the Earth revolves around the Sun, but the Church refused to listen to him just because the Bible said so and put him under house arrest? Howabout when the Catholic Church refuses to do anything about the Catholic Priests who rape young boys? Or howabout Jehovah's Witnesses allowing their own children, in need a life-saving blood transfusion, to die because of some stupid superstition?

I was raised Catholic and have read the entire Bible at least twice. I listened to every word the Bible teachers say and it's all BULLSHIT!

>>You are a mocker and a scorner and there is reserved for you a fiery judgment because you have trampled on the name of Jesus Christ.

Oh really? Who's insulting who here? You wrote on my page first. Doesn't the Bible say "Judge Not less ye be judged"? I think you're going to Hell for going against your own beliefs dipshit!

There is no Hell, the Bible is a collection of old made-up myths, and there really is a God, it's not some invisible Santa Clause living in the sky watching everything we do every minute of everyday. Grow up!

You, my friend, worship god, his name is Fred Phelps. I worship God, his name is Jehovah. He is the Creator and Sustainer of all things. He is the giver of life. He is the Alpha and the Omega. He came to the earth in human form...His name is Jesus Christ. And at His name "ever knee will bow and every tongue confess to the glory of God that Jesus Christ is Lord." You may mock it and ridicule it but that is irrelevant. The truth will be made manifest. And yes, Carlin is in hell. Because of his own volitional choice. And yes, God sent His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, to pay for the sins of Carlin and yourself. For all who would call on His name. You will not listen though, and you will not believe. You are a mocker and a scorner and there is reserved for you a fiery judgment because you have trampled on the name of Jesus Christ. Turn from your wicked way today and be saved.

Fred Phelps - is he GOD? Why is he judging people and condemming them to Hell? Fred Phelps is a hypocrite.