HALO 3 : by pat12.
A rap about the greatest Halo 3 player ever. Made by skullkruncher13 and patfan8326.
"We don't think we're any good at halo 3, we suck at it and we know it. Also we both love CoD and Halo, we just used the CoD line for the sake of a rhyme and some humor. We didn't expect it to spark WWIII"

Thanks,

John

PLAYLIST:
http://www.youtube.com/view_pl ay_list?p=DAF8EF0669F3E2A0

LYRICS:

(Guy talking on headset)

I got a bag of Doritos
And a can of cherry coke
I turn on the Xbox
And I'm already stoked
Because I know
Nobody can step up to me
While I'm dominating
All the land in Halo 3.
The assault rifle is lame
The shotgun is insane
But I prefer the battle rifle
While I'm fighting long range
You'll be minding your own business
When you're POW BEAT DOWN
By the time you know it's me
I won't even be around.
(Echo)
And without a sound
You could try to find me
But you're the one who'll get found
And then I'll pump you fulla lead
Or lay you out with a grenade
If life was based on Halo
Then I know I'd have it made.

(Guy talks)

It's not that easy being me
I have endured and I have scars
But take a look at my rank:
A golden crest with stars
And my highest skill reached
In case you hadn't guessed
Is a number that the system
Can't begin to assess
Because I'm the best
You best not lose your head
You know you're playing against me
And that's enough said.
The accuracy of a hawk
And the skill of jui-jitsui,
I'll come down on you so fast that
You'll never know what hit you!

(Guy talks some more)

You might offer "party up"
But I guess that's too bad
I don't party up with anyone
Because I'm too rad
And you'll only make me lose
And that will make me mad
Then the best you'll get from me
Is a friendly teabag
I'll splatter you and beat you down
And maybe play you later
I don't care if you get angry
Cuz you're just another hater
"Skullkruncher13"
Is my live ID
And I'm the kinda kid who makes you wonder
"How'd he kill me?"

Beating and defeating
Every meeting of the cheating little campers
Their manliness could match exotic dancers
So don't be camping son
Because I got a Spartan laser
And I see you don't got one.
With a bing zap BAM
You'll be singin' hot damn
You got lasered by the skullkrunch
And that's who I am.
So no matter where you run
No matter how much luck,
I'll be the one to bring you down
And make a fella yell "darn!"

(Inspirational Speech)

The mongoose and the warthog
And the scorpion too
I got a license for em all
And I'm ready to kill you
You hear the engine reving
And you know what to do
But when you think you're on the ready
You're already run through son
Yea
You know it's what I do best
If I'm snapping your neck
Or makin' you a total mess.
And if you're new to halo,
Just call this a hazing.
If you gave me just a pistol
Then I'll make it look amazing.


There's something red
On my motion detector
I'll track it right down
Like I was a vector
Batting of shots
With my laser deflector
I'll fight for my Halo
And I'll always protect her

Halo is
The most incredible game
When I get online,
I see that people are lame
Cuz they all play a game named
Call of Duty
I would love that game
Yea if I was three.

I started off
I was friendly and nice
But now I've gotten much better
And my heart turned to ice
I talk smack
To the haters I play
And I can beat em all down
So I don't care what they say
Isolation, Last Resort
And even rat's nest
I can never stop playing
Cuz I'm kinda obssessed
You wanna fight?
I'll rise up to the test
Cuz you're gonna find out
Halo's what I do best

m4J5mEdQcaI

GEARS OF WAR - By JTMachinima & Artiic
LYRICS:

CHORUS:
Gears of War all the more
Reason for me to own
Youll be out fulla doubt
And Ill send you back home
Dont delay come and play
Let your whole team run through
I dont want body armor
Cuz Ill just use you
Then you take out a longshot
And you trace me, erase me,
But you can never face me
I see your fear in the tears you pour
Because you cant win here playin Gears of War

G-O-W-2
Im here to rumble wit you
A curbstomp and youre through
You hear me comin at you
I got you stumblin dude
But we aint playin yet
Check out my chainsaw bayonet
What you gotta say to that?
Im like a Marcus Fenix
Leadin delta squad to the win
And when Im through with all the locusts
Watch me do it again
In matchmakin men
Gonna face the end
And then when
Im through with them
Youll never even know theyd ever been
Theyll never win, endeavorin
A blow from da long shot
I got you severed and
Ya know its said and done
And ya screens all red with blood
Gotta keep ya head there, bud
Dont even check the HUD
Because you see its me
With the bow of torque
And what you got for me?
You got a load of pork
And then a lack of class
Campin just like a disaster
I can kick your ass
Cuz youre a button-masher

Chorus

Just get outta my game
Cuz its the end of our time
Ill have ya ripped to pieces
Just like Benjamin Carmine
You get your ass chopped off
By me and my hoodlums
I would kill you for your weapons
But you dont got any good ones
So you should run away
With your mulcher in hand
But today aint ya day
See what I got in plan
Is to take you out
With a boomshot kapow
Bringin missiles right down
Like apocolypse now

Cuz Im a nuke, youre
Like a snub pistol with luck
Because youre good in single player
But in life you suck
And now youre like what
Punk see your manners are gone
So let me fix that up
When I whip out my Hammer of Dawn
And Id be slammin ya son
But I know I dont need to
You can blow yourself away
Just like Tai Kaliso
Y...

lbUDME0IUYs

Life isn't fair!

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