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JerseyCaptain
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JerseyCaptain
Style: Variety
Joined: October 29, 2006
Last Sign In: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 5,130
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LATEST: This is hilarious...so apparently now my YouTube profile URL has been included on a gradually-expanding list of URLs on a certain idiot's page on the insipid trolling website "Encyclopaedia Dramatica". This person and his low-brow, dunderheaded, redneck friends apparently have labeled me as a (let me read it again to make sure I have it right..."closet FurFag" and a "Furfag supporter's" (obviously this guy's a grammatical whiz-kid...lol), and is "obsessed with Balto".

Hmm. Wow. So creating a few videos using classic rock (or other music) set to scenes from a cartoon featuring anthropomorphized animals makes you, by default, a furry? How interesting. I never realized. And apparently I've been living in denial! What a stroke of enlightenment this genius has had!

The simple fact is that I am neither gay nor a furry. I have never liked furries much, though I am not into the whole persecution of those who are into it, or of gays. If they want to live their lives and do whatever turns them on, so be it. So long as they don't make me deal with it. Conversely, these nerdy mental infants who have apparently engaged in a "YouTube War" with furries (or anyone they presume falls into that category or "supports" furries) have brought me much humor. And to think that they are going to bring me down with one page shared by a handful of redneck and/or wigger malcontents, which is generally not even known across the majority of the internet, is hilarious! ROFL!

Whether or not they want to continue to believe I am a furry (or "furry supporter") is up to them. It really doesn't matter to me, and their lame attempts at trolling me have done no damage. Nor has posting my YouTube URL on one insignificant Encyclopaedia Dramatica article. Troll on, you little freaks! The rest of us can enjoy the big, wide world out there, venturing out into the sunshine and breathing fresh air while you sit prostrate in your bedrooms, 'neath your Adolph Hitler and Josef Stalin posters, and snicker and guffaw in self-satisfaction. lol In the end, it changes nothing for those of us who don't place any value in what you do!
Country: United States
Interests and Hobbies: History (American Revolution and American Civil War, 1925 Nome Serum Run, Titanic, and the Golden Age of piracy), tae kwon do
Music: Classic rock, rock n' roll, blues, 80s music (heavy metal and new wave especially), reggae, zydeco, new age, electronica, Gregorian Chant, medieval music, novelty (comedy) music
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1 year ago 57,256 views JerseyCaptain
Splash The Zeros, Pt. 1
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Gollum Goodness, Pt. 2
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Gollum Goodness, Pt. 1
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The Main Man
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Borderline
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Dedicated to a Father and Son
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East Bound And Down
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The Dark Knight Trailer Spoof
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Cartoon Network Groovies - "Pork Jam"
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go to http://www.cngroovies.has.it to download all these groovies, plus their song...
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Caught our kitties play-fighting one day. Maybe they're not playing! You decide....
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omg, HATERZ!!!!
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[TRANSLATED] omg, HATERZ!!!!
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The Three Stooges - Moe's 3 Piece Special
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This has to be one of the most nastiest slaps I've ever seen in 3 stooges history....
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Channel Comments (19)
JerseyCaptain (1 month ago)
And is that really necessary for having a channel page? Nope. There's not many comments on your channel page either. And they all seem to be your own comments. So why start off a subscription by posting what appears to be a critical comment?
mattkearneyfan180 (1 month ago)
Not many channel comments here.
golfstarguy18 (2 months ago)
Hey JerseyCaptain. How are you?
JerseyCaptain (2 months ago)
Not at all. Why would you think that? Like a lot of people, I've just been busy. Believe me, if there were a problem, I would tell you. However, there is none.
dpstq (2 months ago)
Is there a brick wall between us or did you get forget about me ?
JerseyCaptain (3 months ago)
(...continued from below...)

It's funny how the trolls use the "if you block me, I win" bit. Funny. I don't see it that way at all. How is not being able to continue trolling a win? It's not. Rather, it's a sneaky tactic to get less-intelligent people to keep the flame war going. How fortunate that I can see through that bit.

In any case, childish flames from a small handful of obviously sex-deprived, pasty/pimply-faced, greasy-haired, jelly-rolled basement dwellers with a modicum of computer savvy is hardly intimidating. ROFL.
JerseyCaptain (3 months ago)
Oh no worries. lol I don't put ANY stock in what a handful of malcontented, nerdy little twats have to say about me one way or the other. After all, the old saying goes "no press is bad press". Hey - if they want to do free advertising for me, so be it. ROFL

In any case, that "war" between them and the furries seems to be petering out now anyway. I got a few lame-assed attempt at flames recently. But a quick block and a sarcastic note back to them, and it was all said and done. (continued...)
AniuCaelestis (3 months ago)
XD, I wouldn't pay much attention to those Encyclopaedia Dramatica people. Half of the time, they don't use literate English and their opinions are not widely shared on the interwebs.
455thedog (4 months ago)
heyz! =D
JerseyCaptain (4 months ago)
That's not been a priority for me, MB. Not at all. I've shelved that project until I can free up more time.
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