Dark comedy

About Me: I am currently in recovery for sex addiction, so ladies, we will adhere to a strict dating plan. I will not put out until after the fourth date, and if you play your cards right you could end up making out with me in an alley behind a dumpster. I am a hopeless romantic... I know women like men that are a challenge, so I have a tattoo on my arm that says homo. My ideal dream woman is a lady who can handle a high level of disappointment. Ladies, I do have a reputation in the bedroom. I am known as two pelvic thrusts and a quiver. Then, there is my awkward finishing face followed by some karate chops and howling. I do a character in the bedroom called Ninjawolf who was raised by wolves and later by ninjas. I do this to distract you until I can get it back up again. I am also a narcissist, so I would like to meet people with a low enough self esteem and the right amount of self hatred that are able and willing to listen to me talk about myself for the rest of eternity...