mumbling bumbling stumbling constantly

I'm so lonely, nobody loves me, think I'll just eat and get fat! Then I'll have to get a new wardrobe, so then I'll be poor to.
And I won't be able to see my dick due to my huge overhanging belly so that will get even less use than it does now and will eventually shrivel up and drop off. I will then get down and eat it cos I'm such a fat fuck and it looks more like something that fell off my plate than from my body, then I'll be stuck on the ground unable to lift myself to my fat feet rolling round in my own piss and shit forced to eat it to survive but then eating it cos it looks so damn fine! My life will finally come to an end when I bleed to deth after devouring one of my arms and attempting to eat my own head.
So don't get lonely and grumpy like me or this may happen to you!