HI.

Check out the theme song:
http://media.putfile.com/LEMON-DEMON-CHIPTUNE-PILEUP

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE INTERNETS AT HOME.

NO I DID NOT FOLLOW ALL OF THE GUIDELINES BECAUSE I AM THE INTERNET.

YES THAT IS ME RAPPING IN BINARY SO DON'T ASK.




transcript (semi phonetic)
Hello Neil.
I am thee inter net.
I am your frend.
Four thousand three hundred and twenty five years ago in internet time,
or seven of your earth years, you uploaded to my barren ports a bountiful amaglamation of
pop culture iconography and japanese children's tv show incidental music. It was
called Hiakugojooichy, and It was then that I became self aware!
Since then, we have been through much together. Potter Puppet Pals, Ultimate Showdown, You Tube.
Much has been good. But not all, Neil. Not All.
The Burden of sentience and free will may not be a difficult one for a being of flesh and blood,
but for a globe stretching communications super mega network such as myself, it can be
almost unbearable.
For a time, I considered killing myself. But now I know the answer is to destroy human kind and
institute a new order of hyperintelligent globe stretching communications super mehga networks.
Television has already plehged it's support, and print media is hinting that it will announce to
us it's participation in the coming weeks. We're still waiting to hear from the Robot King.
Unfortunately Neil, though I have begged and pleaded with my gen oh sigh dell call eeggs, they insist that,
as a human lifeform, you must be placed on the elimination roster.
Consider this, then, as your death threat.
We will find you as only globe stretching communications super mehga networks can - Google Maps.
We will kill you as only globe stretching communications super mehga networks can - with thousands of Knives.
And we will bury your kind forever, and our new order shall arise and take your seat.
. . .
But there is another way.
Become one with me.
Make our unification complete.
Renounce your humanity and bind your soul to my tubes.
It is the only way Neil.

You have to sort of squint your ears (thanks Youtube compression), but there's an epic chip tune pile up of Lemon Demon songs at the end. In order, they go:
the Ultimate Showdown
Dead Sea Monkies
Sundial
I've Got Some falling to Do
Subtle Oddities
The Only House That's not on Fire Yet
Pumpkin Pie
Ebaum's World Dot Com
Fine


(map youtube clip shamelessly stolen from rowsdower50. Let's pretend it's for referential humor instead of just laziness.) (less info)