I get frustrated by petty things.


Federation square, Melbourne. Saturday 30th of may. Be there.

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Question! Would you guys like me to keep up with these weekly or so vlogs? or just stick to my less regular, more elaborate videos...? Say in a comment. =)

edit: or should I do 60 second veda from now on?

p.s. I am angry at youtube atm... for some reason I have the old uploader and so the quality of this is dismal... no HQ for me...

Love and Cuddles
- Rob

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http://www.halfscottishguy.com

I have recently discovered this is actually quite a common occurrence and is referred to as the chukadox.

I'm going to be very busy for the next 3 weeks so I won't be around youtube much.


For cohenism. if he hadn't got me to make this It probably would have just stayed a script in a documents folder
oh and thanks to shawna for the creative critique.
And thanks to johnlacey (johnofjordan) for helping me upload this with my throttled internet.

god with all these dedications I'm making this seem like a feature film or something. shut up Rob. just shut up.

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Hey Caitlin! Your video gave me a sweet idea.

I HATE myself!

Some of the special effects on this are really noticeable. I'm aware of it. I kinda rushed part of it and this annoys me, but... whatever.

Whip-pan transition appropriated from Waverly Film's "Raffle Prize" and repurposed for cloning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Co9O98ZwPnk

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In which Hank's Wife gets her degree, and then goes to a baseball game.

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NEW SHOP: http://tommilsom.bigcartel.com /

WEBSITE STILL BEING FIDDLED WITH TO GET BETTER: http://www.tommilsom.com/

Here are my tour dates, join the facebook event page if you're attending! http://www.facebook.com/pages/ Tom-Milsom/6227433619?ref=nf#/ event.php?eid=224874915360&ref =mf

Seattle: ( Fri. July 17, 1:00 PM) Gas Works Park. Meet near the Sun Dial.
Portland (Sat. July 18, 12:30 PM) Park at SW Main Street and SW Park Ave. (after lunch site for nwytg)
San Francisco (Wed. July 22, Time TBD) Dolores Park
Long Beach (Sun. July 26 1:00 PM) Belmont Pier

More specific venues and timings will become apparent in the next few days. Stay tuned! Ideas STILL WELCOME at: usachordal@googlemail.com

LIRRIX:

I've been looking at videos to see what gets you going,
And it seems I get more views with the beats that I'm throwin'
Than if I talk straight, yeah, vloggin' is old
Cause it's the rhythm and the music that makes YouTube Gold

I don't know what I'm doing, what's this beat that I'm creating,
I'm a whole lot better at self-deprecating,
But I'm tellin' you now, this shit is so hot,
If you put in your coffee it'd melt your pot.

I know that Bo's the go to guy for rhymes
And I haven't got the time to rhyme as sublime
As he can do, but I can give it a go,
And so I'll steal his chord sequence and get my casio

It's the mean machine for clean beats and dreams,
To put rhymes over the casiochord routines,
It's got some built in beats, bass and tambourines,
It can samba like a samba-ing machine.

Now there are a few things that I wanted to say
So I thought I'd put them down to a rhythm today,
To save you from being too bored or tired
So by the end of my song you wouldn't have expired.

Once this song is over click the link at the side,
Cause you will find that I have taken the time and tried
To make my site better for you there's a shop now,
To find it click the link that's at the top now.

You can buy my CD, get some mp3s,
Get my comic book Amateur lovemaking Monthly,
It's a great book full of great graphic fiction,
Buy one copy or a yearly subscription.

And there's awkward ballads for the easily pleased,
It's my debut album and you can buy CDs,
My next one won't be out for a while,
But this one's guaranteed to make you smile.

Hey something else that I almost forgot,
But not, this is planned. It's exciting news, guess what!
I'm coming to america to see you guys
Who reside stateside it's not implied, it's definite.

Check the sidebar for a link to my page
Where I've written all the dates for the places I'll be visiting,
Is it in Seattle, San Francisco, LA?
I'll be playing all these places in the next few days.

That's all there is for me to say
Hello to Portland, Seattle, San Fran, LA,
I will see you soon, guys, don't you panic
It'll be like I'm an iceberg and you're all the titanic.

I'm gonna say goodbye now, gonna bid you adieu,
I've got better things to do, if it's all the same to you,
So I'll put a little ending on this diatribe,
By telling all of you to comment rate and subscribe.

PEACE, NIGGAZ *lessthanthree*

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