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HIGH FIVE!!
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YO MAMA IS SO OLD SHE ATE SKITTLES WHEN THEY WERE BLACk AND WHITE!!!!!!!

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE TREW A ROCK AT THE GROUND AND MISSED!!!!!!!

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WENT OUTSIDE IN A RED DRESS AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD HOLLERED HEY KOOL-AID!!!!!!!

YO MAMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED AND GOT STUCK IN THE AIR!!!!!!!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT THEY HAD TO MAKE A NEW WEIGHT LIMIT ON THE ELEVATOR!!!!!!!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE FELL IN LOVE AND BROKE IT!!!!!!!

YO MAMA LIPS ARE SO BIG THEY CALL HER APOCOLIPS!!!!!!!


AND THE FUNNIEST MOM OF ALL IS
YO MAMA