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Amazing Horse
A song about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. Not kid friendly.
Source: http://www.weeb...
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Amazing Horse
A song about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. Not kid friendly.
Source: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Ama...
** UPDATE 10/30/2009 **
Check out this amazing acoustic guitar cover by Red Cliche Music (omnomnomandrew): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8WStZ...
** END OF UPDATE **
Lyrics:
Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins.
I've a stroke of its mane.
It turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winky.
Oooh that's dirty!
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you
where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade,
Mmm sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah sweet lemonade.
(dance to horse playing keyboard)
Get on my horse.
I'll take you round the universe,
and all the other places too.
I think you'll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything.
Shut up woman get on my horse!
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GtmTruKilla favorited a video
(2 weeks ago)
http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Mini ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
six-songs, three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is ca...
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Mini ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
six-songs, three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
beat and lyrics by bo burnham
walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.
Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.
chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.
the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words
and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion
chorus...
walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).
we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.
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Keep on Rockin!
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cool videos, btw!
Peace.