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housewife (on iTunes now!)
music and lyrics by jay brannan
directed by ste...
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housewife (on iTunes now!)
music and lyrics by jay brannan
directed by stewart hendler (thx stewart!!)
album out july 1 online/july 15 physical CD (pre-order CD & check tour dates at jaybrannan.com)
two bodies pressed together
two boys are falling hard
the smell of sweat and leather
a kinky greeting card
crazy about each other
we both have fucked up pasts
but when we are together
we have a fucking blast
[chorus:]
i wanna be a housewife
what's so wrong with that
i wanna be a housewife, yeah
and that's just where i'm at
i'm making guacamole
he's working on the car
when he grills turkey burgers
he knows i like them charred
i like to wash the dishes
i like to scrub the floors
don't mind doing his laundry
what are boyfriends for
[chorus]
i wanna have his baby
i wanna wear his ring
he drives me fuckin crazy
i am his everything
[chorus]
i wanna be a housewife
what's so wrong with that
can't wait 'til he's in my life, yeah
cuz we haven't met
we haven't met yet...
we haven't met yet...
www.jaybrannan.com
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"relax your necks"
a work in progress
by jay brannan & marga...
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"relax your necks"
a work in progress
by jay brannan & margaret cho
the sun's beating down on my back
i got me a big burlap sack
i'm smilin' cuz it's harvest time
out to the fields to get what's mine
i got your balls in my hand
i'm the queen of this fertile land
you think it's your dick but please understand
your whole package is under my command
[chorus:]
to be adept at oral sex
you need to lose your gag reflex
if dick was poor, you could be the projects
if you relax your necks
maybe you've heard that i have class
but i'll stick my finger up your ass
let's go over what you ate
be sure there's no horses at the gate
never met a dick i couldn't milk
my esophagus is lined with silk
i'm a hooker of a different ilk
drinking every drop you ever spilt
[chorus]
come children gather around
to pain and suffering no longer be bound
go forth and gather dick by the pound
and bring me all the love that you found
[chorus]
(c) 2008 jay brannan & margaret cho
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