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"Fatmime is not vicious or malicious, he's just lovely and deliious." DeeLite


Life is too short not to take things seriously. What do I take seriously - 1. Family. 2. Friends. 3. The Lord. 4. Relationships. 5. Comedy. YouTube is is my avenue, no my Freeway into the world of self expression. I like to make people laugh and I also laugh at myself. I like baseball, clean comedy, Mexican Food, Happy Slip and antiques.

Film making started back in the 90's with my kids. We created puppet shows, sci-fi movies (yeah Bulb Head!) and other wacky things. My son and I entered the Actober.com Major League Baseball Video contest just for fun and we won a weekly prize, but not the Big Enchilada. But now I have the filmaking bug again. My next goal is to win a BIG video contest again, and of course to have some fun!

I was almost in the movie CONTACT with Jodie Foster, but I had to work during the shoot. Back in the 90's my friend called me and said that they were looking for people to be a movie with Bruce Willis. I was guaranteed a part as one of the many Mexican Police Officer. I found out that one of the scenes would go against one of my spiritual convictions, so I said NO!
I'm waiting for Denzel Washington to call me to be in one of his movies, oh yeah!

And I once was hired to to voice overs, but when I arrived at the recording studio, I had to cross the picket line, so I refused to cross, and so my chance to say, "Batteries not to the whole world never came to fruition.

Did a 7 minutes Stand Up Comedy Gig on a cruise ship.

I have been to Russia, Singapore, Thailand and India.

And on the home front - The White House, Yankee Stadium, Wrigley Field, Dodger Stadium, Hollywood, San Diego, San Francisco, Dallas/Fort Worth, Seattle, Chicago, Las Vegas, New York City, Milwuakee and Barstow!

You can't spell Hispanic without Panic!

After hanging out in YouTube Land for a while, I've noticed that most people that post negative comments have never actually created a video themselves. They spend their time mocking others as they save up to buy a camera and to upgrade from dial up to DSL.

#3 Subscribed Hispanic of all time
#1 Subscribed Overweight Hispanic of all time

Oh, and did I mention my loathing of Sea World and other aquatic animal parks?


Fatmime Quotable Quotes

"Only Hispanic people can see a chupacabra."

"When all else fails, use the race card!"

"Where there is no merriment, manufacture some!"

Other quotes I can relate with!

"One out of five famous people are nice." --Rhett McLaughlin

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