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FATMIME
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Joined: July 20, 2006
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Name: FATMIME
I'm not the person you think I am!

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"Fatmime is not vicious or malicious, he's just lovely and deliious." DeeLite


Life is too short not to take things seriously. What do I take seriously - 1. Family. 2. Friends. 3. The Lord. 4. Relationships. 5. Comedy. YouTube is is my avenue, no my Freeway into the world of self expression. I like to make people laugh and I also laugh at myself. I like baseball, clean comedy, Mexican Food, Happy Slip and antiques.

Film making started back in the 90's with my kids. We created puppet shows, sci-fi movies (yeah Bulb Head!) and other wacky things. My son and I entered the Actober.com Major League Baseball Video contest just for fun and we won a weekly prize, but not the Big Enchilada. But now I have the filmaking bug again. My next goal is to win a BIG video contest again, and of course to have some fun!

I was almost in the movie CONTACT with Jodie Foster, but I had to work during the shoot. Back in the 90's my friend called me and said that they were looking for people to be a movie with Bruce Willis. I was guaranteed a part as one of the many Mexican Police Officer. I found out that one of the scenes would go against one of my spiritual convictions, so I said NO!
I'm waiting for Denzel Washington to call me to be in one of his movies, oh yeah!

And I once was hired to to voice overs, but when I arrived at the recording studio, I had to cross the picket line, so I refused to cross, and so my chance to say, "Batteries not to the whole world never came to fruition.

Did a 7 minutes Stand Up Comedy Gig on a cruise ship.

I have been to Russia, Singapore, Thailand and India.

And on the home front - The White House, Yankee Stadium, Wrigley Field, Dodger Stadium, Hollywood, San Diego, San Francisco, Dallas/Fort Worth, Seattle, Chicago, Las Vegas, New York City, Milwuakee and Barstow!

You can't spell Hispanic without Panic!

After hanging out in YouTube Land for a while, I've noticed that most people that post negative comments have never actually created a video themselves. They spend their time mocking others as they save up to buy a camera and to upgrade from dial up to DSL.

#3 Subscribed Hispanic of all time
#1 Subscribed Overweight Hispanic of all time

Oh, and did I mention my loathing of Sea World and other aquatic animal parks?


Fatmime Quotable Quotes

"Only Hispanic people can see a chupacabra."

"When all else fails, use the race card!"

"Where there is no merriment, manufacture some!"

Other quotes I can relate with!

"One out of five famous people are nice." --Rhett McLaughlin

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Hometown: SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA BABY!
Country: United States
Occupation: Life Guard, Shepherd, Author, Wr...
Schools: College baby!
Companies: Fat Mime Productions, High Deser...
Interests and Hobbies: Love my family! Baseball, film making,comedy, cheese....
Movies and Shows: LOST, ESPN, MLB Network, Ironman, Cloverfield, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Rocky, The Natural, Field of Dreams, Prince of Egypt, Jerry McGuire, Remember the Titans....
Music: Matt Redman, My daughter can rock the house with her voice, Billy Joel,UB40, Relient K, Toby Mac, Swtichfoot, some Country, POD, and more....
Books: Not really into fiction. Love the Bible, Stop Dating The Church - Joshua Harris, So many...
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[TRANSLATED] Birthday Request!
[TRANSLATED] Birthday Request!
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Channel Comments (80)
TheHonestGuys (4 days ago)
Hi FATMIME

Thanks for subscribing to our Youtube channel. It's much appreciated.

All the best
THG (Kev & Rick)
CaliTravels (1 week ago)
Hey how many YT channels do you have?! Just found one about High Desert People! :) nice!
LABlueForever (1 week ago)
Happy 4Th Friends...Looks Like "Air McNair" Was Killed By His Mistress...Lol,that song was funny...
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Thank you for subscribing!
To Your Health
Rayvin
22NadyFan (3 weeks ago)
thanks for accepting!

Dude, rember my other channel? Kennek97, yeah YouTube deleted it!!
LABlueForever (3 weeks ago)
Dodgers beat Angels...Check out the vids...Happy Father's Day!
LABlueForever (1 month ago)
Hey - Yes, You need to go to a game! Take care, Al
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LAKERS CRUSH! Lead NBA Finals 1 - 0! Going to The Dodgers Game V Phils on Sat...
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Lakers Win!!
kristea0337 (1 month ago)
Just realized I wasn't subbed to you. Whoops. :)
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