Time Warner Cable:
Thank you for your expressed interest in the Church of the Subgenius, but I would like to inform you that your most recent advertisement is a violation of copyright law. Please allow me to demonstrate.

As you can plainly see, the image used in your advertisement (as appears at 00:18:00) is unerringly the image of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the copyrighted logo and high slack master of the Church of the Subgenius.

If you wish to use the copyrighted "Dobbshead" image, we only ask that you pay your dues. Please send $30 to:

The Subgenius Foundation
P.O. Box 181417 Cleveland Hts, OH
44118-1417

Again, thank you for your support. (less info)