The URG (that's Undisputed Relationship Guru) is here to answer all of your burning relationship questions, and hopefully the questions aren't about any STD-related burning. Watch now, and be enlightened. If you aren't enlightened the first time you watch, well, you just weren't watching hard enough. Damnit.

Written and performed by Kent Page McGroarty

Letters 1-6 filmed and edited by Strohl Digital Productions.

Letters 7-10, URG Horoscopes filmed and edited by Cristina Valdivieso.

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The URG was raised by dingoes in the wilds of Australia. After twelve years of sneaking up on tourists, she rode a killer whale to the beaches of New Jersey, where she promptly began her advice-giving career. It's been nothing but rainbows,sunshine and salt water taffy ever since as giving advice sure does beat roaming the Outback. It's quite hot there.