"Ive been dating since I was 15, Im exhausted, Where is he???" ~Charlotte

"Maybe you can't change a man, but once in a blue moon, you can change a woman" ~Carrie

"A thirty-four-year old guy with no money and no place to live, because he's single, he's a catch. But a thirty-four year old woman with a job and a great home, because she is single, is considered tragic"
~Miranda

On Premartial Sex: "Before you buy the car, you take it for a test drive!" ~Samantha

"Out of all the synagogues in all the cities you had to walk into mine" ~Harry

"What are you talking about? Lots of New York woman wear scrunchies" ~Berger

"Y'know Samantha, I'm not just a waiter" ~Smith

"I know all the male employees' names as well. Doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with them" ~Richard

"Well that was unfortunate" "Alrighty" ~Trey

"Jesus Miranda, it's like your the guy sometimes" ~Steve

"Hey Pop Tart, where ya been & watcha been doin?!" ~Aiden

"Absof***inglutely!" ~Big

"Some of the best s** I ever had is with people I can't stand" ~Anthony

"Puberty is a phase. Fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle!" ~Stanford

"Hello, my name is Fabulous!" ~Samantha

"WASP's don't yell. It's genetic" ~Charlotte

"Im like freakin'...Annie get your clothes on!!" ~Carrie

"The only person who should have to pay for your last relationship is the person in your next relationship!" ~Miranda