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For booking and all other inquiries, email me at BOOKCLARA@gmail.com.

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WANT TO SAY HELLO? QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? CONCERNS? (i've always wanted to say that after reading it so many times on the back of my toothpaste while I brush my teeth)
Email me at CLARALIKESNOODLES@GMAIL.COM!
I've considered changing my email because it's so embarassing to give out to people, but I can't seem to part with my beloved stringy, chewy, soft, sometimes crunchy, delicious, magical friends. WHA-EVA. If you like noodles too, you're flippin fantastic.

PHOTOGRAPHER AT MAMMOTH: Hi, would you like your picture taken before you snowboard down the mountain?
CLARA: WHYYyyyyy not.
PHOTOGRAPHER AT MAMMOTH: Nowadays, we can email your picture to you. What's your email?
CLARA: uhh...clara.....likes........n ood....*races down slope Shaun White style*

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FAQs!FAQs!FAQs!

Q: WHAT ETHNICITY ARE YOU?
A:: I am Korean-American, but people have guessed me to be everything from part Chinese to Caucasian to Japanese to Persian to Filipino. Especially because I used to be a lot more tan. One time in high school, a Filipino woman came up to me and started talking to me in Tagalog. Yeahhh...all I know are bad things O_O. Ma baho an puetmo? ... Baho kili kili mo? wuh-oh did i just make some enemies? hahah.....=X.

Q: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
A:: In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin relaxin all cool and all shootin some bball outside of the school. jjjjk. I was born in New York, raised in LA =). LAAAAAA (that's to be said as gangsta as possible..with a ferocious grunt at the end)

Q: ARE YOU A LEFT-HANDED MUSICIAN?
A:: Though sometimes I like to use my chopsticks or write with my left hand just to laugh at myself, the answer is no. I am right-handed. I appear to be a lefty because I record with my macbook which mirrors all the images. Which also explains my sign mishap in my "Blackbird" video by the beatles. I had to write the 2nd pair of signs backward in mirror-print and then hold 'em up to the macbook so that it would show up the right way. yeah, IXNAY on the signs.

Q: WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO?
A:: UC IRVIIIINEEEEE!! ZOT ZOT! *also to be said with a ferocious grunt at the end*

Q: COKE OR PEPSI?
A:: pepsi= *gagging noise*
COKE= *cookie monster noises* NYOM NYAM NYOM NYAM NYOM.

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Thank you. Yes...YOU. For every view, every comment, every subscription, every message, every email. Thank you. I don't think you can ever know how much you mean to me.

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Love Jesus, love people.

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