I'm actually the spitting image of Lauren Bacall! (well actually my appearance can only be improved by a nice, brown paper bag over my head, but I do have an active imagination...) I have dark blue eyes and dark blond hair - and a dark soul to go with it! Personality lies somewhere between Groucho Marx and the Tazmanian Devil on speed. Am always seen with either a Discworld book or a remote control close at hand. Am of the opinion that life would not be worth living without a DVD player. Am also of the opinion that Paul Merton ought to turn up outside my door with roses and chocolate. Am prepared to settle for Ryan Stiles. Or Colin Mochrie. Or Greg Proops. Or Wayne Brady. Or Brad Sherwood. Or Chip Esten. Or Drew Carey. Or Tony Slattery. Or Richard Vranch. Or Lee Simpson. Or... well, you get the picture... Am able to quote Shakespeare. Still haven't found an opportunity to do so, though. Can't live without Pepsi, Whose Line is it Anyway or Discworld. Could very easily live without early mornings and rush hour traffic. Want to live my life by Robert Frost's "The Road Not Taken". Also want to be an olliphant keeper.