CAMPUS SECURITY SHOW

CREDITS (below):

JR Reed as KARL

Jeff Hiller as LYLE

Jonny Svarzbein as IKE

Pam Murphy as PATTY

Colton Dunn as DARREN

Thomas Payton as TREVOR

WRITTEN BY:

Win Bates

Matt Kic

Thomas Payton

Eric Weiner

CREW:

Producer & Dir...

Campus Security Officer describes a story about when his Stop Sign took on road rage...spoiler alert: he lost.

After dedicating her 20s and 30s to raising accidental daughter Elly, Patty is now attempting to chase her dreams of living those missed youthful years by joining the cast of Real World Las Vegas.

Lyle's dream job is to work for Ellen DeGeneres. Are they a perfect fit?

Campus Security officer Ike runs into his old police academy roommate (now a real Cop) in the Coffee Bean parking lot.

Karl steals the cameraman for a one-on-one and lends some advice in the process.

When there is a terrorist threat on UC Santa Monica campus, Officer Karl Hasborough inspects even the pizza. But only if it's pepperoni.

When Ike tries to ticket a fraternity brother for not cleaning up after his dog, he quickly learns that this individual may not be so deserving of the punishment.

A Campus Security stake out at it's finest.

When there is a blackout on UC Santa Monica campus, Lyle locks himself in a closet with nothing but his prescription sunglasses and a cell phone to record a dying wish for his mother.

Patty and her daughter discuss technology, parenthood, roofies, and what it is like "going" to the same college.

Patty, a hard working single mom and Campus Security guard at UC Santa Monica, talks about the pluses and minuses of working where her daughter goes to school.

A Campus Security Officer at UC Santa Monica tries to issue a noise citation to students.

When a group of underage students caught drinking on campus attempt to lie to Ike about their identity, he quickly catches on and foils their plan.

A girl comes to the Campus Security office to report a peeping tom in her shower, and Darren helps her figure out his identity.

Karl Hansborough, chief of Campus Security at UC Santa Monica, removes a homeless man from campus using any means necessary.