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I ♥ humor, music, movies, drawing, quizzes, ice tea, converse, guitars, acting, animals, anime, japan(ese), rain, Brirish accents, samurai stuff, *coughyaoicough*, jojo's, (video)games, TV, junkfood and of corse my pc......I'm not fat. xD

I hate shit Japanese. As in, I-just-kinda-threw-some-stuff- I-saw-together-hope-it-fits-te ehee Japanese, girly girls, hippies, homework, studying, teachers, outside, having to hot, the morning, marginal people, sports, TO quiet people and TO loud people.

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*stares at keyboard*
I'D TAP THAT!
*Presses the 'L' Button repeatedly*

My favorite animes:
1.Death Note! ~♥
2.Junjo romantica.
3.Ouran high school host club.
Blood+ is pretty nice to...and Naruto. :D

Say that Yaoi stands for Young Academics On Ice. Or something. xD

My favorite games:
1. Persona 3 and 4! ~♥
2. JSRF (Jet Set Radio Future)
3. Death Space
I love, Guitar Hero III and GTA IV to...and Halo.
Oh, and Fallout 3. :]

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The Wammy family are addicts~
L is addicted to Sweets.
Near is addicted to Toys.
Mello is addicted to Chocolate.
Matt is addicted to Cigarettes.
BB is addicted to Jam.
And Wammy is addicted to Boys.

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║(o) ║♥ ♫ Music is my Life ♫
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And I said, not with my rice bowl, you don't!

FAVORITE QUOTES:
Go Fuck yourself
He didn't know who he was fucking with
My prrEEcioUUsssssssssss
it's better when you're a HERMIT!!!!!!!!
What would Jesus do?
I have your pants
you win some, you lose some
go piss in yer own blOOdy cheeese

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♥i m. j e a l o u s. o f. e v e r y. g i r l.
w h o. h u g g e d. y o u. b e c a u s e.
f o r. o n e. m o m e n t. t h e y. h a d.
m y. w h o l e. w o r l d. i n. t h e i r.
a r m s.♥

There's no I in team.
Well there's no U in team either. So if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team! The team sucks!

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Why is it tourist season if we cant shoot them?

MY FAVORITE SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS:
1.Eric Theodore Cartman.
2.Kenneth J. McCormick.
3.Stanley Marsh.
4.Leopold Stotch.
5.Craig.

CARTMAN: I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive.
KYLE: Would you STOP saying that?!
CARTMAN: Saying what?
KYLE: Do you think this is funny? Do you think having a deadly disease is funny?
CARTMAN: I don't think it's funny at all, Kyle.
KYLE: Well, stop saying you're not just SURE, you're HIV positive! This isn't funny! AIDS isn't funny! Dying isn't funny! So shut the f#ck up!
CARTMAN: Well, excuse me for having a little optimism, Kyle. You gotta stay HIV positive. But if you want to be so HIV negative, then fine.
KYLE: Knock it off! Right now! This isn't funny!... AT ALL!
CARTMAN: Are you sure?
KYLE: YES!
CARTMAN: Are you HIV positive?
KYLE: *punches him*
CARTMAN: Ow! F#ck, Kyle!

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Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything...but they bring a smile to my face when I push them down the stairs.

ιҒ kιssєs ωєrє ωαtєr, ι ωιℓℓ gιvє υ a sєα.
ιҒ нυgs ωєrє ℓєαvєs, ι'ℓℓ gιvє υ α trєє.
ιҒ ℓιҒє ωαs a ρlαηєt, ι'ℓℓ gιvє υ α gαℓαxч.
ιҒ Ғrιєη∂sнιρ ιs ℓιҒє, ι'ℓℓ gιvє υ мιηє

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Before you criticize someone else, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way,
1) You are a mile away, 2) You have their shoes.

A Smile leads to a Laugh...
A Laugh leads to a High 5...
A High 5 leads to a Hug...
A Hug leads to a Kiss...
A Kiss leads to a Makeout...
A Makeout leads to a Feel Up...
A Feel Up leads to a Finger...
A Finger leads to a Hand...
A Hand leads to a Lick...
A Lick leads to a Suck...
A Suck leads to a Fuck...

So who are you going to smile at after reading this? :)

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｡◕‿◕｡kawaii

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes.
(Must Read Out Loud)

1) That's not right ~ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive ~ Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP ~ Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man ~ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ~ Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach ~ Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the cofee table ~ Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift ~ Chin To Fat
9) It's very dark in here ~ Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ~ Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ~ No Pah King
12) Staying out of sight ~ Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile ~ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive ~ Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great ~ Fa Kin Su Pah

Kuso - Shit
Oushikoso - Bullshit
Faku - Fuck
Baita - Whore
yabai - Crap

Arceus is the god of all Pokemon. Arceus is a llama. WAIT- THE GOD OF ALL POKEMON IS A LLAMA?! Dx

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