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Outtake Reel #3 BadAtom - 46 views - 1 week ago
Outtakes and deleted scenes from my recent videos:

The Night Shift - Crazy Michael's Used Time Machines - Holly Jolly Christmas - Abraham Lincoln's Thoughts on Barack Obama's Inauguration - Girlfriend Requirements - Canterbury Tales - Incredibly Poor

Presented by BadAtom.com.
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Me & My Evil Twin - Religion BadAtom - 73 views - 3 weeks ago
Me and my evil twin debate the existence of God. Presented by BadAtom.com.
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BadAtom Shoutout BadAtom - 81 views - 1 month ago
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Incredibly Poor BadAtom - 159 views - 1 month ago
Just what the world needs, another white rapper. (High quality recommended!) Presented by BadAtom.com.

Download the mp3 here:
http://www.badatom.com/music/i ncredibly_poor.mp3

Lyrics:

I'm incredibly poor
My only pants just tore
I got no money for a whore
Something else that rhymes with poor

I got no wife, and I got no childin'
I live by myself in this apartment buildin'

I steal all my furniture outta the dumpster
Except this couch that I got from my mom...

I ain't got no quarters for the washing machine
so I use some Febreze, hey, at least it smells clean

I do my shoppin' at Wal-Mart
I buy my meat in a can
My clothes are made in Bangladesh
My TV's from Japan

I live on Ramen noodles, I actually like 'em a bunch
If you break that bitch in half that's like breakfast and lunch

(Incredibly poor)
I water down my Kool-Aid!
(Incredibly poor)
I only get five channels!
(Incredibly poor)
All my DVDs are copies!
(Incredibly poor)

I'm incredibly poor
I need to go to the store but
I gotta work at four
Good thing I work at the store

It's a crappy-ass job but it pays the bills
I just hope I'm not still there when I'm over them hills

I have a nice car but it's the reason I'm in debt
I just need some insurance now and then I'll be all set

I drive my car until my tank hits E then
I gotta start walkin' cause gas ain't free

That last verse would be a little more relevant when gas was like four dollars a gallon
and you'd be all like, "Aw, man, I feel your pain," but now it just sounds like I'm whining.

(Incredibly poor)
I keep change in my wallet!
(Incredibly poor)
I check my bank account daily!
(Incredibly poor)
Phone service is optional!
(Incredibly poor)

Now here comes the part where I dance a little bit
But you see I'm clearly white so it's gonna look like shit

I'm incredibly poor
And I'm beggin' for more
Hey, I got the high score
I dropped my sandwich on the floor

And provin' that our country's no longer movin' in reverse
Barack Obama gets a mandatory verse
'Cause this is a rap song and he's a black president
He's black and he's white, he's like a cab, represent!

Now I'm startin' to think that things here may be improvin'
I won't be so poor no more, my career might get movin'

I'll get an awesome job, then I'll get all rich and famous
My stuff'll be on TV and you'll be like "I knew that dude when he was a nobody!
He's still a nobody but now he's got money!"

But just in case it turns out that these things don't ever happen
I'll just get in front of my camera and do a little more rappin'

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Sweet Sweet P*ssy BadAtom - 123 views - 1 month ago
Yeah, you all know what this song is REALLY about. (High quality recommended!) Presented by BadAtom.com.
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Me & My Evil Twin - Mother's Day BadAtom - 74 views - 2 months ago
Me and my evil twin celebrate Mother's Day. Presented by BadAtom.com. (Fun fact: I actually made this video last year, but didn't have it done in time for Mother's Day, so I've just been holding on to it for a year.)
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Flight of the Conchords: Second Season - Gameplay BadAtom - 2,546 views - 2 months ago
Footage from my new video game, "Flight of the Conchords: Second Season". You can download this game, as well as the first one, right here:

http://www.badatom.com/fotc.ht ml
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Canterbury Tales BadAtom - 116 views - 3 months ago
A video done for a friend's school project - a retelling of The Cook's Tale from Chaucer's "Canterbury Tales", adapted for modern times. This is the uncensored director's cut, the version you can't watch at school! Presented by BadAtom.com.
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Girlfriend Requirements BadAtom - 395 views - 4 months ago
I try to explain what I'm looking for in a girlfriend. Probably the most offensive video I've ever done! Presented by BadAtom.com.
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Abraham Lincoln's Thoughts on Barack Obama's Inauguration BadAtom - 550 views - 5 months ago
The inauguration of the 44th President, with commentary by the 16th. Presented by BadAtom.com.
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Jake and Amir: Dictionary BadAtom - 4,226 views - 6 months ago
My parody of the "Jake & Amir" internet series, as seen on www.jakeandamir.com. Presented by BadAtom.com.
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Holly Jolly Christmas BadAtom - 484 views - 6 months ago
Some songs shouldn't be taken literally. Presented by BadAtom.com.
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