she called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

Now send this to at least 5 people

hey its my bday

your mean that comment is really hurtful

FUCK THE HELL OFF OK