Want to Subscribe?
Sign In or Sign Up now!

I can be the weirdest person you've ever met, and I can be the most normal.

I love/like: poetry, music, playing soccer, girls, guys, trick questions, texting, kiwi strawberry Snapple, orpple juice (orange+apple), blueberries, muffins, winter, Mr. Frost, snowmen, Santa's 14yr old daughter, and Stacy's mom. ;]
I hate/dislike: homophobes, fakes, liars, full-on morons, chocolate, pizza, soda, carbonation, chocolate milk, chocolate ice cream, coffee, Sidekicks, conceited people, egoists, power crazy people, the 'popular' kids (they can go suck my nonexistant man candy), and psychology tests..Pure evil.

I have this dream, that if I was a superhero, I'd be able to fly. Whoosh!

My favorite colors are green and orange. My hair has these green highlights in it and used to be partially orange. Now the highlights are all green.
I don't necessarily like neon colors, cuz they make my eyes water. And that is not kewl.

I love music. It's my life. It's helped me through lots of situations that would seem completely retarded in the sense of how I got into them in the first place. Bleh. Life can really suck sometimes.

Hmm, music I listen to.
I love all kinds of music. I listen to everything from Ludacris and 50 Cent to The Devil Wears Prada and Suicide Silence to Gregory and the Hawk and Jason Mraz. But I mainly listen to hardcore, metal, and screamo. It's very therapeutic to me. :]
But yea, I also love finding underground bands, so if you actually read this far and know any good ones. Tell me. [[as stated a whileee back]]

Have I said that I'm also outrageously kinky ?
Well, I am. Ask any of my friends (in the for real life).

My randomosity, is amazing. My biggest accomplishment was probably my 10-20 minute conversation about why avocados can't be purple. And then there's that 15-30 minute conversation about a zombie's eating habits.
If you wanna talk to me. Don't be afraid to. I can be a pretty good listener too.

Biggest Fears. ;D
Getting eaten alive. Cough cough. Zombies.
Cockroaches. So gross. They can live without their heads for how long is it. ?
And all things that crawl. Not including babies. Though they can be a bit scary too. Especially the diapers. Huggies can go kiss my Dominican ass.

Ooo. Almost forgot the important parts about me.
I live a good 5-15 minutes away from Staten Island and used to live about 15-20 minutes away from Manhattan. But if there were no cars or traffic signals, it'd only take 5 minutes. For both. But that doesn't really matter. Anyways,I'm trilingual, English, Spanish, and Japanese. I'm not fluent. But I know more than your average American child. I have a dog. And I'm allergic to cats. I have an army of stuffed animals on my bed, and I have a fetish for ducks and Scooby-Doo.

Long Live Subway sandwiches!!
Buy me a $5 foot long. And I will love you until the afterlife.

"Be who you are, and say what you feel. Because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss