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Funniest Home Videos part 304 (NEW!) 999crypti... - 2,810 views - 3 days ago
DID YOU LIKE IT? 999Cryptic has a great funchannel with days (!) of fun like this. Funny home videos from all over the world, part 304.
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Funniest Home Videos part 303 999crypti... - 5,044 views - 5 days ago
DID YOU LIKE IT? 999Cryptic has a great funchannel with days (!) of fun like this. Funny home videos from all over the world, part 303.
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Funniest Home Videos part 302 999crypti... - 4,052 views - 1 week ago
DID YOU LIKE IT? 999Cryptic has a great funchannel with days (!) of fun like this. Funny home videos from all over the world, part 302.
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Funniest Home Videos part 193 999crypti... - 105,054 views - 7 months ago
DID YOU LIKE IT? Cryptic has a great funchannel with days (!) of fun like this. Funny home videos from all over the world, part 193.
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SCARE PRANKS Special # 8 Funniest Home Videos part 297 999crypti... - 6,280 views - 2 weeks ago
DID YOU LIKE IT? Cryptic has a great funchannel with days (!) of fun like this. A Funny home video horror special (part 8) with scary clips from all over the world (part 297).
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SCARE PRANKS Special # 7 Funniest Home Videos part 292 999crypti... - 14,713 views - 3 weeks ago
DID YOU LIKE IT? Cryptic has a great funchannel with days (!) of fun like this. A Funny home video horror special (part 7) with scary clips from all over the world (part 292).
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Burma uprising 2007 999crypti... - 225 views - 7 months ago
Monks protesting again the crewl government of Burma (Myanmar).
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Wasofestival Shwedagon Pagoda Rangoon Burma 2007 999crypti... - 664 views - 7 months ago
PLEASE READ: The day of Waso marks the day of the Buddha's first sermon and the start of a monsoon season retreat.
In Burma,the full-moon is for contemplation, and monks do not travel. In this special day, the Buddha tried to spread His teaching of peace and happiness to all mankind. The Waso festival, a popular Burmese celebration, is thus an important occasion to commemorate the teachings of Lord Buddha. The monks, also called Sangha, as the important pillar of Buddhism, play an important role during the festival.

This day marks the beginning for Buddhist monks of a retreat which will last at least three months. During the Waso festival people offer flowers to the Buddhist imagem ushering all their devotions. One of the most important events in the course of the Waso is the offering of robes to the Monks which they generally wear during their retreat . People also offer them candles, known as the "Waso candles".

Waso is also the time for people to do meritorious deeds, practise contemplation and self-denial. Every one makes it a point of fasting and observes special precepts one day in the week.

Own footage taken just 2 days before the uprising 2007.
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Chinlone, National Sport of Burma 999crypti... - 2,532 views - 7 months ago
PLEASE READ: Chinlone is a combination of sport and dance, a team sport with no opposing team. In essence chinlone is non-competitive, yet it is as demanding as the most competitive ball games. The focus is not on winning or losing, but how beautifully one plays the game.

A team of six players pass the ball back and forth with their feet and knees as they walk around a circle. One player goes into the center to solo, creating a dance of various moves strung together. The soloist is supported by the other players who try to pass the ball back with one kick. When the ball drops to the ground it is dead, and the play starts again.

Chinlone means cane-ball in Burmese. The ball is woven from rattan, and makes a distinctive clicking sound when kicked that is part of the aesthetic of the game. Players use six points of contact with the ball: the top of the toes, the inner and outer sides of the foot, the sole, the heel, and the knee. The game is played barefoot or in chinlone shoes that allow the players to feel the ball and the ground as directly as possible. The typical playing circle is 6.7 meters (22 feet) in diameter. The ideal playing surface is dry, hard packed dirt, but almost any flat surface will do.

Chinlone is over 1,500 years old and was once played for Burma royalty. Over the centuries, players have developed more than 200 different ways of kicking the ball. Many of the moves are similar to those of Burma dance and martial art. Some of the most difficult strokes are done behind the back without seeing the ball as it is kicked. Form is all important in chinlone: there is a correct way to position the hands, arms, torso, and head during the moves. A move is considered to have been done well only if the form is good.

Own footage. Just a hot afternoon in Monywah, Burma (2007).
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LOVE SPECIAL Funniest Home Videos part 279 999crypti... - 15,348 views - 1 month ago
DID YOU LIKE IT? Cryptic has a great funchannel with days (!) of fun like this. A great LOVE special, funny home video with bloopers from all over the world, part 279.
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MOTHERS DAY Special Funniest Home Videos part 278 999crypti... - 6,248 views - 2 months ago
Be nice to ur mother, she did so much for you!
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BABY'S FIRST FOOD Special Funniest Home Videos part 277 999crypti... - 9,885 views - 1 month ago
DID YOU LIKE IT? Cryptic has a great funchannel with days (!) of fun like this. Baby's first food special, funny home video with bloopers from all over the world, part 277.
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Funniest Home Videos part 201 999crypti... - 104,986 views - 6 months ago
Funny home videos from all over the world, part 201.
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Funniest Home Videos part 202 999crypti... - 65,878 views - 6 months ago
Funny home videos from all over the world, part 202.
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Funniest Home Videos part 203 999crypti... - 58,843 views - 6 months ago
Funny home videos from all over the world, part 203.
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IF YOU NEED A REAL GOOD LAUGH, this is the place to be! Being #2 most subscribed (All Time) Comedians in the Netherlands, 999cryptic always has the best funny home videos. More clips and no dialogue, just the way you like it! Some of you may already know me, thanks for looking for me again. My aim is to become the best AFV-channel on Youtube and I need your help for that! Let me know what you think.

New compilations are uploaded frequently, 304 up to now of which 60 specials. My standard is high, finding new (real funny) clips is getting harder and harder but I keep trying. Nothing is to good for you! Please take your time, relax, laugh and enjoy. A 999crypticAFV vid a day keeps the docter away! As this is a funchannel plzz mind your language when giving comments. Thanks!

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About Me: If you have funny vids which you want me to use in my next compilation please let me know. Many people already did, so why don't you? I read all mail.
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I have another great channel on Youtube:
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You can find the URL of this channel above. If my funchannel ever gets suspended that's the place where you can find me again. Meanwhile I'm busy constructing my own website. Plzz follow me to - www.999cryptic.nl - later this year.
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I'm asking attention for the struggle for democracy of the Burmese people. Many innocent men and women are being killed while you read this. Typhoon Nargis made things even wors. Maybe you can comment on The lady (Nobel price laureate AUNG SAN SUU KYI) and the general (Than Shwe, dictator and head of state in Burma) or just watch the vid I've made. You can find it in the right upper corner (Burma playlist). I am not Burmese but I love to travel through Asia and have lived in Burma for a few years.
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